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  • #16
    Jack kicked the bear's arse while declawed.
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    • #17
      A lot of cats are just really arrogant.

      One of my cats is declawed also, and when we used to let him outside in the backyard he'd growl (not hiss) at the neighbor's large husky. Similarly, one of our neighbors came to the door to give us misdelivered mail with her two dalmations and my cat assumed the attack stance and growled at them as well.
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      • #18
        Originally posted by DinoDoc
        Jack kicked the bear's arse while declawed.
        So the bear is an idiot after all!
        Last edited by Fake Boris; June 15, 2006, 14:26.
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        • #19
          The bear is the bigger idiot.
          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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          • #20
            I think that next, Lord Avalon should chase Sava up a tree.

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            • #21
              Hey, don't make me your attack ... um ... cat. Do it yourself.
              Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
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              • #22
                Originally posted by DinoDoc
                Jack kicked the bear's arse while declawed.


                That was probably a good thing - just imagine Jack being able to climb the tree chasing the bear - they would probably need to call the fire department to get the bear down
                With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

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                • #23
                  Actually, there seems to be a logic that bears have that goes something like this: "I know I'm a bad ass, so anything that tries to attack me must be a bigger badass than me." This is why walking towards a bear with your arms raised over your head while shouting* is much safer technique of dealing with bears than running away, which tells the bear you're prey.

                  * In the case of a Momma bear and cubs, just slowly back away. She will attack any threat she perceives to her cubs.
                  Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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