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    Now That's Cat-titude!

    Jack the Cat chases black bear up tree
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060610/ap_on_fe_st/cat_scares_bear

    Jack: Mrrow! Hiss!
    Bear:

    Wonder if the Colbert Report has heard about this. Big "Tip of the Hat".
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    impressive. Perhaps we need to change the meaning of the word ***** then. So when people call me a *****, I'll take it as a compliment.

    edit: i tried to post the picture, that didn't work.

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    • #3
      Now that's funny. No 2 ways about it.

      HOORAY FOR JACK!
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      • #4
        It's not the size of the cat in the fight, but the size of the fight in the cat.

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        • #5
          Wow, impressive.

          I didn't know bear could climb so well on trees.
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          • #6
            Some can, some can't.
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            • #7
              Is the cat's last name Bauer by any chance?
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Spiffor
                Wow, impressive.

                I didn't know bear could climb so well on trees.
                Most American bears can climb, and of those that can't, they live on ice packs where there aren't any.
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                • #9
                  More proof that cats > dogs.
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                  • #10
                    Nope, just proof that some bears are really stupid. Bear should have looked at jack and said, "Hmmm, will this snack ruin my appetite for dinner?"
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                    • #11
                      Re: Now That's Cat-titude!

                      Originally posted by Lord Avalon
                      Jack the Cat chases black bear up tree
                      http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060610/ap_on_fe_st/cat_scares_bear

                      Jack: Mrrow! Hiss!
                      Bear:

                      Wonder if the Colbert Report has heard about this. Big "Tip of the Hat".
                      Yeah, Colbert talked about it last night.

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                      • #12
                        I saw that. At the end of the show he speculated that Jack is neutered, so he said he's sending him a collar with a pair of brass bells.
                        Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
                        Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
                        One more turn .... One more turn .... | WWTSD

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                        • #13
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by DinoDoc
                            Is the cat's last name Bauer by any chance?
                            Yes.
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                            • #15
                              People should not underestimate the strength of a cat in shape. They're so agile it's ridiculous... they can easily make a quick jump and bite or claw at the right place in no time.
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