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  • Can I work for the CTU?

    I don't like torturing or killing people, but I could sit in front of a computer entering all that super important stuff (after all those cool "we kill the bad guys"-supermanjamesbondIpwnyouall-types are helpless without good info)! I am as great as Jack Bauer in that....the President can PM me to negotiate the details etc.....Plus I'd love just to work intensely 24 hrs/year.
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    did pekka hijack BeBro's account?
    urgh.NSFW

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    • #3
      I want to work for CTU also

      except, I want to be like Jack Bauer... HANDING OUT BEAT DOWNS

      I'm l337 like that...
      To us, it is the BEAST.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Az
        did pekka hijack BeBro's account?
        Are you implying I can't think out some "look at me" threads myself?!

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        • #5
          And Sava, making rolleyes isn't enough to get the bad guys when you're in the CTU!
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Az
            did pekka hijack BeBro's account?
            Nah, Pekka would be claiming that he's working as a "we kill the bad guys"-supermanjamesbondIpwnyouall-type, and he ccertainly wouldn't ask for permission
            "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
            "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
            "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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            • #7
              Ah, yes - the top-secret Finnish branch of the CTU.

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              • #8
                Google says it's Catholic Theological Union... why do you want to work there

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by BeBro
                  And Sava, making rolleyes isn't enough to get the bad guys when you're in the CTU!
                  actually, I'm quite an adept marksman... with both handguns and rifles, I've shot since I was 12

                  physically, I could handle the job

                  and psychologically, I feel I could handle it as well

                  with the proper training, I could be an excellent field agent
                  To us, it is the BEAST.

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                  • #10
                    I'd like to work for the CTU as well, I'd accept Kim Bauer's fiancee as payment
                    I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

                    Asher on molly bloom

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                    • #11
                      How would you like to work with Tony Almeida in the Japanese CTU?

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                      Last edited by laurentius; June 10, 2006, 18:48.
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                      - Paul Valery

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