
Announcement
Collapse
No announcement yet.
Croatia Has The Prettiest Soldiers...
Collapse
X
-

Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
-
Israel
I guess I have to rethink my position on middle east politics
"The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
"Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.
Comment
-
I'm just waiting for Datajack to start posting pictures of male soldiers in this thread, and then Mingrah killing it for turning into a babe thread.Originally posted by Brachy-Pride
I actually think the indian girl in the middle is kind of fine, if you think they look manly, I guess I may be a closet homosexual.
Comment
-
That's paint shop.Originally posted by Spiffor
There's something I don't understand with India:

Why do they give boob jobs to their blokes?
Size of some heads do not fit.The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame. Oscar Wilde.
Comment
-
Vietnam=Awesomeness.Last edited by Zevico; June 10, 2006, 21:02."You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier
Comment
-
Israelis.Originally posted by OzzyKP
Damn I need to stop falling for Jewish girls..


(the US and Australia are a distant second and third.)"And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man." -- JFK Inaugural, 1961
"Extremism in the defense of liberty is not a vice." -- Barry Goldwater, 1964 GOP Nomination acceptance speech (not George W. Bush 40 years later...)
2004 Presidential Candidate
2008 Presidential Candidate (for what its worth)
Comment


Comment