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    Well!!! Stop procrastinating! Put that down and zip up, I want some ideas PRONTO!



    Well?
    Long time member @ Apolyton
    Civilization player since the dawn of time

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    Nukes. It worked pretty good with the Japanese.


    Ooh but there's that stuff called Islam...
    I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

    Asher on molly bloom

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    • #3
      I predict that real suggestions for solutions will be few and far between. It's much easier to be a critic.
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      • #4
        Beer. I think if the extremists would be able to enjoy beer the entire terror problem would be gone within some weeks
        Blah

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        • #5
          The middle east is like some poor bastard with cancer, liver failure, heart disease, and a zillion lesser health problems, except that it doesn't die it just keeps going energizer bunny style.

          There won't be a single cure for all that ails this patient.

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          • #6
            naked women and lots of sex.

            I have a couple ideas why they are so pissed off and frustrated over there. One is they aren't getting enough sex. The other is it's too god damn hot over there. One can be corrected, the other cannot.

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            • #7
              Deport them all to Russia.
              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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              • #8
                Lets say you're the presidents advisor. None of these suggestions is going to placate him...excepting possibly the beer. You must come up with something....

                Or, even better, you're running for president and Sam Donaldson puts it to you. (The question in the thread title) You're on TV, on the spot...
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                Civilization player since the dawn of time

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                • #9
                  perhaps we can get allah to come to the earth world and proclaim some things.

                  First off, treat women with respect.
                  Second: eat whatever the hell you want, and drink as much beer as you can (and still get by)
                  third: stop blowing **** up and get a job

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                  • #10
                    That's good Dis. Kind of like the president's plan except that the place of 'allah' is being taken by 'airstrikes'.
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                    • #11
                      Asher, they'd meed hundreds of millions of Chinese in Russia. Why would they want to do that.

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