A Disconcerting Discovery

[Berzerker]

I have a 3 to 4 handicap in golf, but over the last 15 holes I'm -3....
and thats -3 while under the influence of pot. One of my buddies in our men's league group smokes on the course and he offered me some about 2/3rds of the way thru a round Sunday and I went -1 for the remaining 6 holes. So I smoked some today before our 9 hole men's league on another course and shot a 34 (-2).

This ain't good, I dont want to be getting high to shoot my best golf.
The only thing I can think of is I feel really relaxed when I swing, especially a driver off the tee. Its hard to describe the feeling, but I just feel like I'm grooving the driver. Tension in a golf swing can be a killer and the pot just makes me feel at ease. But what I find even more surprising is my short game and putting is improving. I did buy a new Nickent Pipe putter and man is it nice Drilling birdies from 20 ft out is almost as nice as blasting a 300+ drive.

Anyway, just say no to drugs... I said yes and now I'm a cheater like Barry

[SlowwHand]

[Dis]

isn't smoking pot illegal? Wouldn't you get caught doing it in a public place?

Maybe Tiger needs to start smoking so he can get his A game back.

[Darius871]

Re: A Disconcerting Discovery

Originally posted by Berzerker
I'm grooving the driver.

[OzzyKP]

"Everyone knows marijuana is a drug enhancement that can help you on track and field to come last in a team of 8 million other runners… who are all dead."

[SlowwHand]

The pot relaxes. That's his gain.

[Berzerker]

I should have had a 32 today, missed a 4 ft birdie putt and a 5ft putt for par after nailing the pin with my bunker shot.

isn't smoking pot illegal? Wouldn't you get caught doing it in a public place?

Yes, and not if you dont walk around with a pipe hanging out of your mouth. Its public but you can drink all you want out there so its not the same as standing on a street.

[Berzerker]

"Everyone knows marijuana is a drug enhancement that can help you on track and field to come last in a team of 8 million other runners… who are all dead."

have you ever looked at the stars...on weeeeeed?

have you ever looked at the back of a dollar bill...on weeeeeed?

Jon Stewart, the enhancement smoker

have you ever played golf...on weeeeeed?

[SlowwHand]

Berz reborn. In touch with the universe.

[Berzerker]

an update on my experiment - I finished 72 holes under the influence of pot I needed the first 5 holes to finish and I was -2 going in. I bogeyed the 3rd so I was -1 with 2 holes left. Par on the 4th so I had a par 5 left - and I smashed my drive about 340 with help from maybe a 15 mph wind. I was 155 out and nailed a 7 iron about 15 ft away and sank the eagle putt to finish -3

Now, I know I couldn't do this drunk so what does that say about pot? Doesn't seem to make me any less coordinated and I've never put together such a string of good rounds and I've played 100s without alcohol or pot.

[Lancer]

Smoke pot AND take speed. Improve your game and get in 18 hole on your lunch hour, if your heart doesn't explode.

[Zkribbler]

Lancer can tell you horror stories about what goes on with pot smoking at the casino:

Blackjack Dealer: What do you got?
Blackjack Player: Uhhhh...fifty-two.
Blackjack Dealer: Eh...close enough.
Blackjack Player: But I want to go down for double!