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  • #1

    Help me write a song...

    I've been inspired...but only for one verse:


    Adios dinero!
    Hope to see you soon
    The money that I make in May
    Is gone by the first of June
    Next verse, please.....
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  • #2
    I'll spend it on strippers and hoes
    booze, drugs.. well there it goes
    I'll tell you a life lesson so don't you forget
    remember to slap the booty or you will regret...

    SLAPPnBooty SLAPPnBooty
    *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap*

    next verse please.
    In da butt.
    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
    THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
    "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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    • #3
      You ****ed up his rhyming scheme.
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • #4
        Adios dinero!
        Hope to see you soon
        The money that I make in May
        Is gone by the first of June

        Damn that wife of mine
        Always wanting a new ring
        And then there's my girlfriend
        Who can never have enough bling
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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        • #5
          Adios dinero!
          Hope to see you soon
          The money that I make in May
          Is gone by the first of June

          Damn that wife of mine
          Always wanting a new ring
          And then there's my girlfriend
          Who can never have enough bling

          My boyfriend wants a car
          But I don't swing that way
          Because I'm an environmentalist
          And that makes me uber-gay
          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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          • #6
            Edit
            Ash better
            bleh

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            • #7
              Adios dinero!
              Hope to see you soon
              The money that I make in May
              Is gone by the first of June

              Damn that wife of mine
              Always wanting a new ring
              And then there's my girlfriend
              Who can never have enough bling

              My boyfriend wants a car
              But I don't swing that way
              Because I'm an environmentalist
              And that makes me uber-gay

              [Chorus]
              And they called it...puppy love...
              Down on the boondocks...
              Out in the street...
              I like the big buttocks
              [/Chorus]
              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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              • #8
                Adios dinero!
                Hope to see you soon
                The money that I make in May
                Is gone by the first of June

                Damn that wife of mine
                Always wanting a new ring
                And then there's my girlfriend
                Who can never have enough bling

                My boyfriend wants a car
                But I don't swing that way
                Because I'm an environmentalist
                And that makes me uber-gay

                [Chorus]
                And they called it...puppy love...
                Down on the boondocks...
                Out in the street...
                I like the big buttocks
                [/Chorus]

                I need me a new computer
                The bits can't catch the bytes
                But instead I find myself spending money
                On watching some naked ****s
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                • #9
                  Adios dinero!
                  Hope to see you soon
                  The money that I make in May
                  Is gone by the first of June

                  Damn that wife of mine
                  Always wanting a new ring
                  And then there's my girlfriend
                  Who can never have enough bling

                  My boyfriend wants a car
                  But I don't swing that way
                  Because I'm an environmentalist
                  And that makes me uber-gay

                  [Chorus]
                  And they called it...puppy love...
                  Down on the boondocks...
                  Out in the street...
                  I like the big buttocks
                  [/Chorus]

                  I need me a new computer
                  The bits can't catch the bytes
                  But instead I find myself spending money
                  On watching some naked ****s

                  I don't know what has happened
                  This song is no longer rated G
                  So I may as well get right to it
                  And admit I love to pee
                  "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                  Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                  • #10
                    Adios dinero!
                    Hope to see you soon
                    The money that I make in May
                    Is gone by the first of June

                    Damn that wife of mine
                    Always wanting a new ring
                    And then there's my girlfriend
                    Who can never have enough bling

                    My boyfriend wants a car
                    But I don't swing that way
                    Because I'm an environmentalist
                    And that makes me uber-gay

                    [Chorus]
                    And they called it...puppy love...
                    Down on the boondocks...
                    Out in the street...
                    I like the big buttocks
                    [/Chorus]

                    I need me a new computer
                    The bits can't catch the bytes
                    But instead I find myself spending money
                    On watching some naked ****s

                    I don't know what has happened
                    This song is no longer rated G
                    So I may as well get right to it
                    And admit I love to pee

                    [Chorus]
                    And they called it...puppy love...
                    Down on the boondocks...
                    Out in the street...
                    I like the big buttocks
                    [/Chorus]

                    My girlfriend, wife and boyfriend love me
                    I'm just a popular guy
                    Maybe they want my money
                    Kind of makes me want to cry

                    [Chorus]
                    And they called it...puppy love...
                    Down on the boondocks...
                    Out in the street...
                    I like the big buttocks
                    [/Chorus]
                    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                    • #11
                      Adios dinero!
                      Hope to see you soon
                      The money that I make in May
                      Is gone by the first of June

                      Damn that wife of mine
                      Always wanting a new ring
                      And then there's my girlfriend
                      Who can never have enough bling

                      My boyfriend wants a car
                      But I don't swing that way
                      Because I'm an environmentalist
                      And that makes me uber-gay

                      [Chorus]
                      And they called it...puppy love...
                      Down on the boondocks...
                      Out in the street...
                      I like the big buttocks
                      [/Chorus]

                      I need me a new computer
                      The bits can't catch the bytes
                      But instead I find myself spending money
                      On watching some naked ****s

                      I don't know what has happened
                      This song is no longer rated G
                      So I may as well get right to it
                      And admit I love to pee

                      [Chorus]
                      And they called it...puppy love...
                      Down on the boondocks...
                      Out in the street...
                      I like the big buttocks
                      [/Chorus]

                      My girlfriend, wife and boyfriend love me
                      I'm just a popular guy
                      Maybe they want my money
                      Kind of makes me want to cry

                      [Chorus]
                      And they called it...puppy love...
                      Down on the boondocks...
                      Out in the street...
                      I like the big buttocks
                      [/Chorus]

                      [Coda]
                      Everyone wants my money...

                      All I want is some ass
                      [/Coda]

                      ta-da.
                      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                      • #12
                        *shivers*
                        What?

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                        • #13
                          Ow bugger, we now have a Poly songfestival too?!
                          Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                          Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                          • #14
                            WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!

                            I made a good second verse and here you all go like it's a marathon for Before Sunset and After the Sunset..

                            Yes yes maybe you should all crush your tessies with pool balls.
                            In da butt.
                            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                            THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                            "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                            • #15
                              I liked Pekka's better
                              Monkey!!!

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