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You should patent that name, has a real catchy tune. 
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So do they try to sell you an IQ certificate after taking these tests? Rubbish, obviously.Comment
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I would trust the little pinheads at Mensa before this.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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I did shyte in the first two groups. My final result is 142.
I seem to get better at internet IQ tests everytime I take them. I think scoring depends on motivation, and you only go about taking an online IQ test when you can be arsed to. Average IQ should be determined at random times.Comment
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124 with random clicks. Combat, stick the conical cap on.
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Or maybe the scores on such internet test are subject to inflation.Originally posted by Ecthy
I seem to get better at internet IQ tests everytime I take them.
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I took my first test at age 5 (I had signs of being "special"). They said I tested the same as an above average adult.
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An above average adult is a moron.
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Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005Comment
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152 on the easier one. God, I hate the "which box is the next in the pattern" questions.
I'm not touching the difficult one today because I'm too tired."You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran
Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005Comment
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Funny how everybody here has a huge IQ
Got 136 when doing it seriously (despite seriously sucking at this kind of thing).
Got 93 when trying to provide a false answer to every question."I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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If they're selling something, of course the scores will be ridiculously inflated. No one would by a diploma saying they had an IQ of under 100.Comment
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if you slept with more people than your IQ, than IQ doesnt matter. aim high boys!"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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Quality > QuantityComment
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some people have bothTo us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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and for the record i recieved 130 but I totally didnt get any of the spacial visualization questions right or the first section right because i have a mental disability when it comes to those things."I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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