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    How Did You Find Love?

    For awhile I've felt nihilistic towards romance. I looked down on breeders, particularly whenever caught in heavy traffic. The drive to reproduce was nature's snare to ensure our mindless servitude to her purposes. I resisted and enjoyed an ascetic's sense of self-righteousness. I didn't have to resist very hard though, for I was genuinely satisfied with the cruise control of single life.

    That all changed when I developed a crush on an unattainable woman. I'm not talking Mount Everest unttainable, I'm talking Olympus Mons unattainable - I'm not even on the same planet...

    After rising a lofty peak of elation, and descending into a trough of depression, I've been left to flounder in the wake of reassessment.

    I've made peace with my hypocrisy. Overpopulation and gridlock traffic now seem far lesser evils than the whip mother nature is bearing upon my arse.

    So here I am, aged 33, and faced with the quest to find a mate. If the ascent of Mons pubis is anything like the ascent of Everest, then maybe I stand a chance.

    I'm not really after advice or anything, but I am interested to learn how others here found their significant other. Inspiration is what I need.
    Voluntary Human Extinction Movement http://www.vhemt.org/
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    I, like most men, was born with two hands...

    JM
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    • #3
      holy ****, it took you till you were 33? youre doomed! doomed!
      "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
      'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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      • #4
        p.s. I didnt find it, it found me
        "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
        'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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        • #5
          Originally posted by MRT144
          holy ****, it took you till you were 33? youre doomed! doomed!
          I think I better emphasise that I'm not a virgin. I sowed my wild oats in my youth. Sex is as easy as going to the local backpacker's hostel on a Friday night and finding a willing slapper.

          I'm talking about THE ONE.
          Voluntary Human Extinction Movement http://www.vhemt.org/

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          • #6
            oh, THE ONE! well in that case youre right on target. 2 words; grad school. by the time they realise youll be getting an MA in something useless theyll already love you
            "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
            'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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            • #7
              All I know is, there was a hell of a lot of bourbon involved.
              "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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              • #8
                Showed up in a large box on my nineteenth birthday.
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                "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                • #9
                  Necrophiliac!
                  “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.â€
                  "Capitalism ho!"

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by DaShi
                    Necrophiliac!
                    We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                    • #11
                      We talked endlessly with each other, shared personal stories, shared secrets. Then I had to push a bit, and I found her.

                      Only lasted 2.5 years however
                      "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                      "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                      "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                      • #12
                        God closes the door opens up a window and all that Spiff

                        Me personally? Still trying to have that GAY SEX threesome with Chirac and Schroeder

                        We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                        • #13
                          ohhh uhhhh i'm all bothered

                          We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                          • #14
                            Well I never found it. It's a whole side to my existence that has proven to be too awkward and I've not bothered...
                            Speaking of Erith:

                            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                            • #15
                              They always found me first.
                              "And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man." -- JFK Inaugural, 1961
                              "Extremism in the defense of liberty is not a vice." -- Barry Goldwater, 1964 GOP Nomination acceptance speech (not George W. Bush 40 years later...)
                              2004 Presidential Candidate
                              2008 Presidential Candidate (for what its worth)

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