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  • Lord Putin pays for sex...

    ...to avoid demographic catastrophe. Russia is losing about 700,000 people per annum, so he's proposing that Russia start support payments for children -- about $55 monthly for the first child and $110 for the second. That's a lot of money in Russia! But why not instead use the money to change the underlying situation for the better?

    China charges for babies, while Russia and Europe pay for them. What a crazy world we live in.

    Putin criticises outdated ‘bloc thinking’
    By Reuters, Wednesday May 10 2006

    Vladimir PutinMOSCOW, May 10 (Reuters) - President Vladimir Putin offered financial incentives to boost Russia's falling birthrate and called for a stronger army but, in a keynote speech, chose to ignore stinging criticism from Washington.
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    Media had expected Putin to focus on foreign policy in his hour-long Kremlin speech to the people that followed sharp criticism from the White House over his record on democracy.

    In the end he took only a mild swipe at Washington, obliquely accusing it of hanging on to outdated prejudices.

    "Not everyone in the world has been able to move on from the stereotypes of bloc thinking and prejudices which are a carry-over from the epoch of global controntation, though there have been fundamental changes in the world," he said.

    U.S.-Russian relations hit their coldest moment last week when U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney, speaking in Vilnius, accused Moscow of backsliding on democracy and using its vast energy resources as a tool for "intimidation and blackmail" against its neighbours.

    President George W. Bush, who will next meet Putin in St Petersburg in July at a G8 summit of leaders of the industrialised world, has now stepped in saying in a German newspaper that Russia is giving out "mixed signals" on democracy.

    On Iran, Putin also sidestepped open criticism, making only a veiled warning to Washington not to take military action against Iran over its nuclear ambitions.

    Putin said Russia stood "unambiguously" for preventing the spread of nuclear weapons in the world.

    But, in an apparent reference to mounting tension between the United States and Iran though without mentioning either by name, he said: "Methods of force rarely give the desired result and often their consequences are even more terrible than the original threat."

    Moscow finds itself at odds with the West in the U.N. Security Council over how to respond to Tehran's refusal to end uranium enrichment.

    MORE BABIES PLEASE

    Putin, unchallenged at home and due to step down in 2008 after two terms in office, zeroed in instead on Russia's catastrophic demographic situation, saying the population of the country was falling by 700,000 people every year.

    To wild applause from officials, he said a special programme would be set up in the 2007 state budget that would make 1,500 roubles ($55.39) monthly payouts to families for their first baby and double that sum for a second child.

    "The problem of low birth rates cannot be resolved without a change in the attitude of our society towards the issue of family and family values," he said.

    Deferring to another powerful pillar of the Russian establishment, just a day after the 61st anniversary of the defeat of Nazi Germany by Soviet forces, Putin said Russia needed armed forces that were capable of responding to modern threats.

    "We must not repeat the mistakes of the Soviet Union, and of the Cold War. We must not sacrifice the interests of socio-economic development to develop our military complex. That is a dead end.

    "Our military and foreign policy doctrines should answer the most topical question: How can we fight not just against terror but against nuclear, biological and chemical weapons of mass destruction.?"
    I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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    Yeah, that's what we need, more Russians people.
    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
    Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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    • #3
      The Russians should adopt lots of Chinese babies. Two birds, one stone.

      -Arrian
      grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

      The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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      • #4
        We must not repeat the mistakes of the Soviet Union, and of the Cold War. We must not sacrifice the interests of socio-economic development to develop our military complex. That is a dead end.


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        • #5
          Paying people to have sex

          Having sex
          "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
          "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
          "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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          • #6
            Re: Lord Putin pays for sex...

            Originally posted by DanS

            China charges for babies, while Russia and Europe pay for them. What a crazy world we live in.
            So is born the great Eurasian baby stock exchange.
            "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

            “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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            • #7
              I'd like to short Vietnam.

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              • #8
                With my seven kids I wonder much money I'd get?

                Serb needs to get to work. He and his wife still don't have any yet last I heard.
                "And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man." -- JFK Inaugural, 1961
                "Extremism in the defense of liberty is not a vice." -- Barry Goldwater, 1964 GOP Nomination acceptance speech (not George W. Bush 40 years later...)
                2004 Presidential Candidate
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                • #9
                  My sis, who has seven kids, tells me that American babies aren't profitable.
                  I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                  • #10
                    I have repeatedly offered my services to help impregnate Russian women but the Russian ambassador never writes me back.
                    Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                    • #11
                      Perhaps you should go over his head and straight to Lord Putin.
                      "And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man." -- JFK Inaugural, 1961
                      "Extremism in the defense of liberty is not a vice." -- Barry Goldwater, 1964 GOP Nomination acceptance speech (not George W. Bush 40 years later...)
                      2004 Presidential Candidate
                      2008 Presidential Candidate (for what its worth)

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by DanS
                        My sis, who has seven kids, tells me that American babies aren't profitable.
                        European ones aren't either - they're just less expensive.
                        Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                        It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                        The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by DanS
                          My sis, who has seven kids, tells me that American babies aren't profitable.
                          Heh. I'd think the tax breaks for families would at least cushion the cost of the kids!
                          "I may not agree with what you have to say, but I'll die defending your right to say it." — Voltaire

                          "Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart." — Confucius

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by DanS
                            My sis, who has seven kids, tells me that American babies aren't profitable.
                            Damn, and she even tried to go for economies of scale.
                            Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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