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Originally posted by Spiffor
Who would possibly call that?
Who would possibly call that?
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We all know that the French like their women hairy and this one doesn't have any chest hair, so obviously - you wouldn't
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Most of them look like the typical high school bimbos studying social science. If you want to have sex with them just walk up to them and say: "Du vara micket vacker flicka, for jak bjooda po te?".
That will show them you have l33t romantic skillz, and also that you are mainly interested in their personality and don't want them only for sexual entertainment.The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.Comment
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fjortis
knulla
In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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I'd make my own pick up lines in Swedish right here but I'm embarrased to make mistakes in grammar
... But let's just say the message goes through. It's up to them. I will not use power and force. It's wrong most of the times.
In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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Oh, I thought your previous post was your pick up line
The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.Comment
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Basically yes.
Talking about teenagers, didn't you guys have that phenomenon (small) where teenage girls would put booze on their tampons... ?
I can see doctors objecting to that.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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I had never heard of that yet.Originally posted by Pekka
Talking about teenagers, didn't you guys have that phenomenon (small) where teenage girls would put booze on their tampons... ?"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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yeah. Might be urban legend, but the gospel circulated like some years ago for a short moment.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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I have heard about people getting drunk cheaply by putting booze on a tampon and putting it up their poophole, but I don't know anyone who actually tried it.The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.Comment
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Right, right.. no confirmed information yet
We need a person who did that! Step out you idiot!In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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I would be willing to try, but I have no tampon
"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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*writes down*Originally posted by Combat Ingrid
Most of them look like the typical high school bimbos studying social science. If you want to have sex with them just walk up to them and say: "Du vara micket vacker flicka, for jak bjooda po te?".
I hope those are surefire. I work without a backup plan.Comment
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that can't possibly taste good.Originally posted by Combat Ingrid
I have heard about people getting drunk cheaply by putting booze on a tampon and putting it up their poophole, but I don't know anyone who actually tried it.
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I just carry roofies for a backup plan.Originally posted by VetLegion
*writes down*
I hope those are surefire. I work without a backup plan.
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