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    If the NSA offered free broadband, would you take it?
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  • #2
    You gotta be ****ing kidding me.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • #3
      I swear alcohol had NO involvment in this BRILLIANT idea!

      Think of it, the american tax payers get a valuable service for their tax dollars and we all get protected from terrorists!

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      • #4
        Tempting, but too big brotherish.
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #5
          Why not?

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          • #6
            Like AOL on steroids.
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #7
              What would you be worried about? That the NSA would realize how often you surfed for porn? Like they'd care!

              Would you be worried that they would see when you went shopping for weed on-line? Hmmm.... wait a sec... forget this one...

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              • #8
                he didn't say you had to give up your old connection, surf for porn there.

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                • #9
                  Depends how many people it was offered to. I imagine they're quite happily spying on the internet already, and the sheer amount of crap (in the senses of both "stuff" and "pointless garbage") that flows through the wires is far too much for all the Federal Gov't. employees put together to effectively monitor. I'm not sure why they would offer it to me specifically, since I'm pretty obviously a straight-arrow with no ties to radical Islam, the former SU, Neo-Nazis, or whoever else they're geeking out about.
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                  • #10
                    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Donegeal
                      What would you be worried about? That the NSA would realize how often you surfed for porn? Like they'd care!
                      Well, considering the Justice Department's "War on Porn" as it were...
                      The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                      The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                      • #12
                        Sure. Just take it in addition to my current ISP, and I would get better uptime and more bandwidth. Just stick anything I wouldn't want them to see right away on my paid ISP.

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