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I've never had ouzo, oddly enough. Only Metaxa brandy.Comment
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Spoken like a man who's never been to Melbourne.Originally posted by Winston
there must be a limit to how many Greeks can be found on an island
So, how's the salmon on Rhodes? Or pickled herring or whatever it is you can't keep away from.
Fermented sheep's butter.
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I once went to FOPOG but it was a while ago now...Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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France Of Plusiers Orgasmic Gloires?I don't know what I am - PekkaComment
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Melbourne is not an island, silly.
Nor is it located on one, last I checked.
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No.Originally posted by Terra Nullius
France Of Plusiers Orgasmic Gloires?Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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How do you take chick temperature?Originally posted by Datajack Franit
you should ask about chick temperature
Ouzo reminds me of Raki.
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DIE DIE DIE
I was once in FOPOG too, at about that time of the year I heartily suggest you go to Kefalonia Island (near Corfu, in the west). They have a very nice landscape, nice people, and an amazing Feta there.
Worth a try I suppose."I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
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Worth a try I suppose.
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Hey where's OTBOT?I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
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Pfft...maybe 20 years ago. We's all about the Asians now. Greeks here have lost their accents or turned them into Australian + "Youse" instead of "you". Give it 20 years and they won't be Greek at all. It will be a sad day for souvlakis. On the upside, the incidence of hairy Greeks with food stained white shirts will visibly decrease.Spoken like a man who's never been to Melbourne.
I can do the same for the cost of a $3 train ticket to Frankston and 30 minutes. Admittedly Frankston beach is not the Mediterrenean (unless the Greek Islands are filled with drunk people trying to chase you with broken beer bottles). Still, there ARE a lot of liquor outlets and greek tavernas (also an amazingly cheap arab place that works as a great substitute).I am in Greece (Rhodes) and so far my days are made of drinking ouzo, going to the beach, having a walk holding a gyros in one hand and a package of lucky strike (that costed me 2.40 euros) in the other hand."You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James NapierComment
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Asians are soo 10 years ago.
Sociopathic 2nd gen-ers are were the action's at.
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