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[Last Conformist]

Originally posted by Son of David




Starting, presumably, with the countries that have highest birth rates? (Africa, Latin America, Asia.)

No. Starting with you.

[Son of David]

Originally posted by Last Conformist
No. Starting with you.

*belch*

[Lorizael]

My girlfriend used to be an extremely conservative creationist Christian. And she hated bananas. What's God have to say about that?

[Pyrodrew]

"I come in the name of Jesus, repeat that b!atch!"

Someone made a thread for this lady a while back...


I would like to see her have a conversation with this preacher... http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/jesus/1685099/

[Son of David]

Originally posted by Lorizael
My girlfriend used to be an extremely conservative creationist Christian. And she hated bananas. What's God have to say about that?

Sounds like she had repressed sexual tendencies.

Is she a rampant rabbit in the bedroom? Does she demand big penis size in her boyfriends?

[Ecthy]

She probably developed those tendencies during her time with Lori.

[Lorizael]

Do de do. Used to be.

[Ecthy]

He was a bore in bed even to a raving Christian.

[Son of David]

So what happened to her?

What is she now?

Is she off, attired only in bra and panties, in anti-racist and pro-evolution marches, doing her bit for the cause by sleeping with as many Africans as possible?

[Lorizael]

Originally posted by Ecthy
He was a bore in bed even to a raving Christian.

I play civ and post on poly. What do you expect? I don't even know how I got a girlfriend...

[Ecthy]

And there was me expecting a full scale retort, already preparing the most wicked of punchlines.

And now this - Dis taken to a new level.

[Lorizael]

Whipping it out doesn't really work online.

[Dis]

not sure I want to watch this. my internet connection is slow.

But I do love bananas. I love to put them in my mouth and slowly roll my tongue over the outer surface. Then when I get a good taste of it, I bite as hard as I can.

bananas only prove the existance of Apolyton.

[BigFree]

I now have fewer brains cells after visiting the above link.

Thank you PR!

[Dr Strangelove]

Cows are good to eat too. Perhaps this fellow could point out the no-slip grip and the tab top on cows?