If left unchecked, the world as we know it will be destroyed by China

[JohnT]

Originally posted by Japher
I think I pointed this out about a year ago

They are trying to throw the earth off balance and throw into outer space. They are doing this by importing steel and people so that that point on the earth's axis of rotation is so heavy that it will cause it to wobble and thus fly towards the sun!

Me, I subscribe to the jump theory:

1.2 billion Chinese are going to climb up onto stools. When it's dark in China (and light over here), they'll all jump off the stools. The resulting impact will jar the planet just enough to knock all Westerners off the planet, into the Sun, allowing the Mandate of Heaven to take it's rightful place as the globe's leading (and only) civilization.

[Japher]

DON'T SELL THE CHINESE ANY STOOLS!

[JohnT]

DON'T BE A STOOL PIGEON - NO CHINESE STOOL!

[MOBIUS]

I could donate some stools...

[Japher]

they don't want your sheit

[MOBIUS]

It's not just any old crap you know.

[Arrian]

Wow. After such a sincere effort to get yourself banned, I'd have thought somebody would've obliged you by now.

Maybe it's a new form of punishment.

-Arrian

[Last Conformist]

Originally posted by Japher

They are trying to throw the earth off balance and throw into outer space. They are doing this by importing steel and people so that that point on the earth's axis of rotation is so heavy that it will cause it to wobble and thus fly towards the sun!

That's not what happens. What happens is that the momentum tensor readjusts itself, putting China on the north pole, and freezing a billion chinamen to death, resulting in worldwide shortages of bras.

[Silver14]

Pfft. China is no threat. Using the Civ 4 model China really should have some economic issues being so large with all those cities.

Keep an eye on Liechtenstein, they're the ones that need watched.

[DaShi]

This is silly. China is going to suffer a severe sand shortage in the years to come preventing them from ever being a true threat.

[DRoseDARs]

Originally posted by Japher
I think I pointed this out about a year ago

They are trying to throw the earth off balance and throw into outer space. They are doing this by importing steel and people so that that point on the earth's axis of rotation is so heavy that it will cause it to wobble and thus fly towards the sun!

Actually, that's not far off the mark: The Three Gorges Dam will alter Earth's rotation somewhat when completed later this decade.

[Harry Tuttle]

Yeah, start a war and we nuke the Three Gorges Dam. Wham, they're done.

[Provost Harrison]

Damn, they edited out UR's living room!

[C0ckney]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
A three way troll...interesting

lies.

[Playful]

Mobius, were you always so depraved and deprived for attention that you have to stoop to threads like this?

Take up some kind of hobby that involves self mutilation. Make your time more worthwhile to yourself and humanity.