YABPQ: Yet Another Bleepin' Political Quiz

[Arrian]

Clearly.

-Arrian

[Imran Siddiqui]

Btw, religion quiz

You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism. Satanism 79% agnosticism 75% Islam 67% atheism 67% Buddhism 46% Paganism 42% Judaism 38% Christianity 29% Hinduism 29% Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com

[Imran Siddiqui]

Oh, and:

You scored as Posion. Your death will be by poison, probably because you are a glutton and are around so many people that it would be easy to get away with it. Several important people in history share your fate. Posion 80% Disappear 67% Eaten 60% Bomb 60% Suicide 53% Natural Causes 53% Stabbed 47% Gunshot 40% Cut Throat 40% Disease 40% Accident 40% Suffocated 40% Drowning 20% How Will You Die?? created with QuizFarm.com

[Donegeal]

That sounds like a good one to try Imran!

You scored as Gunshot. Your death will be by gunshot, probably because you are some important person or whatever. Possibly a sniper, nice, quick, clean shot to the head. Just beautiful. Gunshot 80% Bomb 67% Cut Throat 67% Natural Causes 60% Disappear 60% Accident 40% Suffocated 40% Disease 33% Suicide 33% Posion 33% Drowning 33% Eaten 27% Stabbed 20% How Will You Die?? created with QuizFarm.com

Meh... go figure...

[Apocalypse]

You scored as Gunshot. Your death will be by gunshot, probably because you are some important person or whatever. Possibly a sniper, nice, quick, clean shot to the head. Just beautiful. Gunshot 100% Stabbed 60% Posion 47% Bomb 47% Suicide 40% Disappear 40% Accident 40% Natural Causes 33% Cut Throat 20% Eaten 20% Disease 7% Drowning 7% Suffocated 7% How Will You Die?? created with QuizFarm.com

Probably since I'm in the army.

[Arrian]

This one went to a tie-breaker:

You scored as atheism. You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God. agnosticism 79% atheism 79% Satanism 46% Buddhism 38% Islam 29% Judaism 29% Paganism 29% Christianity 8% Hinduism 8% Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com

[Arrian]

Another tie-breaker:

You scored as Bomb. Your death will be by bombing. You will probably be an innocent bystander, not doing anything wrong and not a person who was targeted at, just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Posion 60% Bomb 60% Natural Causes 60% Stabbed 47% Suicide 40% Accident 33% Eaten 33% Gunshot 33% Disease 33% Cut Throat 27% Disappear 13% Suffocated 13% Drowning 0% How Will You Die?? created with QuizFarm.com

[KrazyHorse]

You scored as Disappear. Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead). Disappear 80% Natural Causes 67% Eaten 67% Bomb 60% Gunshot 53% Accident 47% Stabbed 47% Suicide 33% Cut Throat 27% Suffocated 27% Posion 27% Drowning 27% Disease 20% How Will You Die?? created with QuizFarm.com

[Velociryx]

You scored as Buddhism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already. In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth. Buddhism 71% Christianity 67% Paganism 58% Hinduism 58% Satanism 42% Islam 42% agnosticism 38% atheism 21% Judaism 17% Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com

-=Vel=-

[Tim_Augustus]

You scored as Old School Democrat. Old school Democrats emphasize economic justice and opportunity. The Democratic ideal is best summarized by the Four Freedoms: freedom of speech, freedom of worship, freedom from want, and freedom from fear. Old School Democrat 95% New Democrat 85% Green 75% Foreign Policy Hawk 50% Socially Conservative Republican 40% Libertarian 40% Pro Business Republican 30% What's Your Political Philosophy? created with QuizFarm.com

[Tim_Augustus]

You scored as Natural Causes. Your death will be by natural causes, though not by any diseaese, because that is another option on this test. You will probably just silently pass away in the night from old age, and people you love won't realize until the next morning, when you are all purple and cold and icky. So be happy, you won't be murdered. Natural Causes 67% Bomb 60% Disappear 60% Posion 47% Suicide 47% Disease 40% Gunshot 33% Stabbed 27% Eaten 20% Accident 20% Cut Throat 13% Suffocated 13% Drowning 7% How Will You Die?? created with QuizFarm.com

[flash9286]

You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe. agnosticism 75% Islam 67% atheism 63% Satanism 58% Paganism 50% Buddhism 42% Judaism 38% Christianity 29% Hinduism 25% Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com

Still wondering how Islam came in second.

[Arrian]

You probably respected Jesus as a prophet, but not God.

-Arrian

[Imran Siddiqui]

I think I did too... but I got Satanist . I'm just a dirty pagan, it seems.

[Arrian]

I'm comfortable with my top four:

Agnosticism 79%

Atheism 79%

Satanism 46%

Buddhism 38%

-Arrian