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  • 24's twenty-four most ridiculous plotlines

    As well established on these boards, 24 is the best television program EVAR. However, the writers of 24 have expected us to swallow some whoppers over the years. Here I have collected twenty-four of 24's most ludicrous, ridiculous, fantastic, melodramatic, and plain old bat**** crazy plots and themes.

    Your task is to choose the most outlandish of them all.

    Hurry! YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!
    7
    Teri gets amnesia (season one)
    14.29%
    1
    Kim get nabbed in a drug deal sting (S1)
    0.00%
    0
    Dennis Hopper's accent (S1)
    0.00%
    0
    The Democrats nominate a black man for President (S1)
    0.00%
    0
    The American public elects a black man President (S1)
    14.29%
    1
    Jack executes and beheads a prisoner to infiltrate a terrorist group (S2)
    0.00%
    0
    Kim's Lifetime Movie-esque exploits (S2)
    0.00%
    0
    Nina's back! (S2)
    0.00%
    0
    Sherri's back! (S2)
    0.00%
    0
    One word: cougar (S2)
    14.29%
    1
    Oil execs orchestrate terror attack to fatten their wallets (S2)
    0.00%
    0
    Jack Bauer, heroin addict (S3)
    0.00%
    0
    Kim Bauer, CTU analyst (S3)
    0.00%
    0
    Kim's haircut (S3)
    0.00%
    0
    "Once Upon a Time in Mexico" CTU-style (S3)
    0.00%
    0
    Nina's back... again. (S3)
    0.00%
    0
    Sherri's back... again. (S3)
    0.00%
    0
    Wayne Palmer, worst brother ever (S3)
    0.00%
    0
    Jack Bauer holds-up a gas station (S4)
    0.00%
    0
    Marwan's neverending terror plot (S4)
    14.29%
    1
    Marwan shoots down Air Force One (S4)
    28.57%
    2
    Charles Logan--not only a weakling, but an evil weakling (S5)
    0.00%
    0
    Jack & Co. apparently traveling via tesseract (S1-S5)
    0.00%
    0
    The revolving door of CTU Directorship (S1-S5)
    14.29%
    1
    "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
    "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

  • #2
    There just wasn't enough room to add some other obvious choices, such as:

    Henderson's unlimited supply of minions (S5)
    Kim Bauer continues to survive despite requiring detailed instructions in how to peel a banana (S1-S5)
    "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
    "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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    • #3
      Your hero executes a prisoner? I'm sure they make up something about the victim to justify the killing. Ex post facto.

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      • #4
        No, actually before the fact. He's a convicted kiddie-rapist.
        "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
        "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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        • #5
          And the American public elects a black man President should be season 2, not season 1. Mea culpa.
          "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
          "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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          • #6
            Don't forget Season 4's successful SDI test .
            “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
            - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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