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Wow, I turn 30 next month too. My fiancee and I are having a combined house warming/birthday party for us/me. So I guess that doesn't help you much
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go out to the bunny ranch.I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
[Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]Comment
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Set a goal of making it to 31.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! :Points and laughs:Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Next year I turn 40. Yesterday I discovered that my nose hairs are growing utside my nose! AURGH!Comment
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Well my three-eight went by not that long ago and I celebrated by "playing trucks" and going to the zoo with my son. Its weird but it was in many ways my best birthday EVERYou don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto LuongoComment
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Still a bit over a year until I am 30 (yikes!). I doesn't seem like I've gone anywhere...Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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I used to think you were older than me. Maybe you just looked older than me at the poly meet.
So you are almost 3 years younger than me. I don't think I did anything special for my big 30. But I rarely treat myself on my birthday. Maybe this year I'll take a trip to the ole whorehouse and see if they offer birthday boy discounts.
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Go buy life insurance and pick out a cemetary plot.
"I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!Comment
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yeah that sucks. I have to trim them now. For now I'm just using scissors.Originally posted by Oerdin
I started trimming my nose hair last year.
Luckily a Chinese made electric nose hair trimmer only costs around $10. Free trade!
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My parents were pissed off at me when I took them out to dinner at a fancy steak restaurant for their fiftieth birthdays (Mom was born a little over a month before Dad) a few months before their actual birthdays. "What's the occasion for you taking us to this fancy steak restaurant?" "You two are turning 50 in a couple of months!" "Arrrgh, now we're mad at you for reminding us of our imminent mortality!" "What the hell, I just bought a bottle of wine and two T-bones for you two, show a little gratitude!" "No deal, you reminded us that we're old!" "Maybe the fact that your youngest son is almost 26 would have reminded you of that?" "Yarrr, now we must buy a second bottle of wine to drown our sorrows, because we're so friggin old!" Fortunately, I made up for my blunder by breaking a wine glass -- Dad gave me a congratulatory high five.<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures
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For the record. Your've got another ten years before you can be considered over the hill Oerdin. 40s the age of becoming an old man.Comment
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So far the suggestions have been 1)alcohol 2) alcohol and hookers 3) find a burial plot. Can anyone think of a more fun alternative?Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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Going to the arizona desert. Taking a whole heap of peyote and then wondering around the place on a spiritual journey?Comment
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if hookers aren't fun, you aren't doing it right.
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