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Next month I am officially becoming an old man and will no longer be able to describe myself as a 20-something. To mark this right of passage I'm looking for ideas of something to do for my 30th birthday. Anyone have any ideas?
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Drugs & hookers.
Is there really anything else to do on a birthday?“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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Have a life but I really should be getting married or so I am told by my aunt.Originally posted by Japher
get a life?
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Next year I turn 40. Yesterday I discovered that my nose hairs are growing utside my nose! AURGH!Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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I started trimming my nose hair last year.
Luckily a Chinese made electric nose hair trimmer only costs around $10. Free trade!
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I'm 31 and I still don't trim my nose hair
and yes, you should get married
and then have kids
oh, I think I'll pull a JohnTAttached FilesComment
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It's not free trade if the Chinese government keeps the Yuan 40% below what it would be at if it floated on the market.
Pwned again, Biyatch!
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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BreedersOriginally posted by Japher
yes, you should get married
and then have kids
Statistically speaking, married couples who don't have kids are happier than those who do.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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My dear man, I have but one word for you:
Threesome."My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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HeathensOne thing you gotta ask yourself... where are you now? -- James Blunt lyricsComment
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I don't think they'd have to be heathens. Religious girls would be good enough.Originally posted by Playful
Heathens
ACK!
Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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