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    Slow get's his Texas Residency taken away...

    ...Becuase he let the forum go an entire day without noting that, on this day in 1836, St. Houston smote Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna at the Battle of San Jacinto. Santa Anna was later found cowering like the dog that he is in the tall grass.


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    Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.
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  • #2
    But Sloww will still remain a redneck, regardless, right?
    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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    • #3
      Yes, but his residency shall now say "South Oklahoma".
      Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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      • #4
        Hey, you know the best thing to ever come out of oklahoma?
        "Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)

        "I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."

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        • #5
          dirt?
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          • #6
            ih-35 south
            "Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)

            "I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Lonestar
              Yes, but his residency shall now say "South Oklahoma".


              Not possible. Once a Texan, always a Texan. Texan by birth means Texan till you die. Which is usually with your boots on.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Kaak
                Hey, you know the best thing to ever come out of oklahoma?
                The movie Oklahomo?
                The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                • #9
                  I thought you said oklahoma. That ruins the joke
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                  • #10
                    When I saw the thread title I thought that maybe he got deported to Mexico.

                    All that talk about Oklahoma reminds me of a joke I heard on the radio while living there just before a big Texas-Oklahoma football game:

                    Q: Why do the winds in Oklahoma blow?
                    A: Because Texas sucks.

                    *ducking*
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                    "Extremism in the defense of liberty is not a vice." -- Barry Goldwater, 1964 GOP Nomination acceptance speech (not George W. Bush 40 years later...)
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                    • #11
                      Oh, you bastard!
                      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                      • #12
                        South Oklahoma couldn't handle him
                        One thing you gotta ask yourself... where are you now? -- James Blunt lyrics

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                        • #13
                          Ah, Texas, the land God wishes He could forget.
                          Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                          It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
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                          • #14
                            When was the last time any of you spent time in Texas? Visited Dallas-Ft Worth, Houston or any of the other main cities? Went to east Texas or any other place besides the dry zones? So quick to judge tsk tsk

                            There are other states that are so much more worthy of your distain. Try Utah on for size.
                            One thing you gotta ask yourself... where are you now? -- James Blunt lyrics

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                            • #15
                              Utah's a place God did manage to forget.
                              Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                              It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                              The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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