Potterotica??

[Elok]

Yes, it actually exists. Lots of it. Pages and pages and pages of demented matchups between children's book characters. www.restrictedsection.org was recently presented as the ALOD on somethingawful. Am I the only one who finds this stuff hysterically funny?

Imran, if you read this stuff seriously, WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

[Japher]

I like the art

[Elok]

Ugh, I wouldn't want to SEE it. I don't even read the stupid stories, I just find the descriptions hysterical.

[Japher]

Hermionie is my beatch

[Provost Harrison]

I am not touching that link with a bargepole...I suspect I am opening a Pandora's Box...and hopefully not Hermione's

[Japher]

her box is hot....uh

[Nacht]

Well, they're almost 17 by now in the books

[Elok]

Oh, there are no dirty illustrations that I can see. Just lots of extremely comical trying-to-entice descriptions.

EDIT:
"YES by Antosha (NC-17 - Ginny/Hermione, Lavender/Parvati, Lily/OFC) If this couch could talk... (Three couples, three eras, one common room. Written pre-HBP)"

"Games Children Play by Anna Maria (NC-17 - Ginny/Draco) She doesn’t mind. It’s fun to watch him like this, to see him squirm."

"Get Used To It by Vincents_Ear (NC-17 - Remus/Sirius) Remus reaches the end of his tether when he sees Sirius shamelessly flirting with one too many people, and decides to remind Sirius who he belongs to."

I can only imagine what stunningly erotic tales we're missing out on as nonmembers.

[Nacht]

Those porn scene descriptions, often ending in ellipsis, are always fun

[Nacht]

This is Harry's 6th year at Hogwarts. Relationships are put on display, animals start to go missing, and part way through the year, Harry notices that something has changed about Malfoy.

This one has 10 chapters and an epilogue

[Flip McWho]

Man you have to register to read

[joncha]

As if you haven't already.

[Imran Siddiqui]

And hey, Emma Watson is of legal age in Britain (16) .

[Flip McWho]

As if you haven't already.

Shhhh, nobody needs to know that.



And she is kinda hot (Emma Watson). If you wanna be less 'cradle snatching' about it she'll be bloody hot in a couple of years.

[Last Conformist]

The Internet long since killed what little hope for humanity I ever had.