Nice...

[Zoid]

Why can´t my bank statement look like this every month?

[Gangerolf]

nice. what, did you sell a kidney?

oh and thanks for buying your petrol at statoil. I'm a shareholder

[Zoid]

I´m selling military secrets

And I rented a car at Statoil, but they were so rude to me I´m never doing that again, not that particular station at least

[Tattila the Hun]

100 000 kronor? That's, like, 100€?

[Zoid]

Yes, I live in a third world country...

[Gangerolf]

Yeah I was thinking that would be a bit much for petrol. Unless it's a full tank and you have a big car.

So, what did you buy from Shell then? Korv & Mos? Spolarvätska? I was on the road in Sweden all day you see.


100 000 kronor is about 11 000 €, so whatever crime Zoid did, I bet it was a serious one

[Zoid]

I bought two frozen Billys Pan Pizza

[Dauphin]

Is this the proceeds from the 'sunken boat that you actually sold' insurance scam you were telling me about?

[Zoid]

Schh...

[Gangerolf]

The awesome ship from the picture thread? Did you sell it?

[Zoid]

Nah, it´s still there

[Provost Harrison]

Can't you get it towed out to sea and bombed into a watery grave?

[Zoid]

They don´t do that anymore, they lift it out of the water and chop it up on land nowadays. Costs quite a lot also...

[Provost Harrison]

I can imagine - is that covered by that princely sum?

[Provost Harrison]

Although saying that, I'd rather have that kind of money in pounds