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  • #61
    Originally posted by KrazyHorse
    Errr...why?
    Because you look like a morose wreck and Sava looks like a happy little boy.
    Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

    It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
    The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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    • #62
      Originally posted by JimmyCracksCorn


      No, sir. You are incorrect.
      I know you are but what am I?

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      • #63
        You guys make me glad to be bald.
        What?

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        • #64
          She asks me why
          I'm just a hairy guy
          I'm hairy noon and night
          Hair that's a fright
          I'm hairy high and low
          Don't ask me why
          Don't know
          It's not for lack of break
          Like the Grateful Dead
          Darling

          Gimme head with hair
          Long beautiful hair
          Shining, gleaming,
          Streaming, flaxen, waxen

          Give me down to there hair
          Shoulder length or longer
          Here baby, there mama
          Everywhere daddy daddy

          Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
          Flow it, show it
          Long as God can grow it
          My hair

          Let it fly in the breeze
          And get caught in the trees
          Give a home to the fleas in my hair
          A home for fleas
          A hive for bees
          A nest for birds
          There ain't no words
          For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
          Of my...

          Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
          Flow it, show it
          Long as God can grow it
          My hair

          I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
          Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
          Oily, greasy, fleecy
          Shining, gleaming, streaming
          Flaxen, waxen
          Knotted, polka-dotted
          Twisted, beaded, braided
          Powdered, flowered, and confettied
          Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!

          Oh say can you see
          My eyes if you can
          Then my hair's too short

          Down to here
          Down to there
          Down to where
          It stops by itself

          They'll be ga ga at the go go
          When they see me in my toga
          My toga made of blond
          Brilliantined
          Biblical hair

          My hair like Jesus wore it
          Hallelujah I adore it
          Hallelujah Mary loved her son
          Why don't my mother love me?

          Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
          Flow it, show it
          Long as God can grow it
          My hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
          Flow it, show it
          Long as God can grow it
          My hair
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #65
            I had a pony-tail for about 15 years. Cut it off a year ago after I was "reorganized" out of a job.

            Sometimes I miss it.

            I won't do the buzz cut. I was forced to have one growing up and find the idea revolting.

            It looks good on you, though...
            Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
            RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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            • #66
              Yeah. Right. Been taking the "how to win friends" class?
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #67
                Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
                RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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                • #68
                  no buzcutts for me since the navy. I had it in boot camp. And I did it twice while on long deployments.

                  It is very cool when working on a hot ship.

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