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    Is it legal to kiss in China?

    Yeah. This is something that I thought about a minute ago. If I would go to China, and I met a girl.. you know I'm sure there would be these communist party members following me around, you know thinking if I'm trying to infiltrate, thinking am I going to ruin the minds of young Chinese girls! I mean women.

    Now.. you never know the country is full of crazy laws. Maybe, if I as a westerner kissed a girl, they might run and arrest me. Have you ever thought of that? I bet you haven't.

    You say it couldn't happen, those chicks wouldn't be into me. I must correct you, they would DIE for me. I'd get all these peasant girls 'uuh Pekka tell me about the west again.. ' 'well in the west we all have humongous genitals, well at least I do, loads of money, we don't eat dogs but we do keep women in basements. To protect them.'... they'd be all uuh aah, that's interesting please tell me more, oh please tell me more before I have to **** you! I'd be like, ok, but I can't now can I? What happened if I shagged with every Chinese woman, there'd be what.. over 500 million pregnant ladies JUST in China?

    So they know I'm a hero and champion but the official party guideline is to regard me as a normal person. Who doesn't eat dogs.

    But a little kissie kissie could lead to little chumpichumpi, you know, and we'd get babies, beautiful, strong, nordic type with asian brains, and definitely libertarian future superstars. I mean... the party can not allow this to happen!

    This is a stupid thing, boring and not even interesting idea, but somehow I started to think about it while smoking a cigarette (legal). So.. yeah.
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  • #2
    If I were you, I'd carry forged documents showing that I work for Wal*Mart. They'd never dare lay a hand on me.

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    • #3
      Wow, this thread neatly answers your "you know what my problem is?" one from earlier. I guess the mods can lock both now?
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      • #4
        Smoking a cigarette isn't going to be legal for much longer. Better take a long drag...
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        • #5
          zkribbler, the girls or the spooks?

          Elok, if you are not interested in the legality issues of kissing in China, I urge you to move to another thread and topic that interests you.
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          • #6
            Now I admit that was a bit stupid, boring and not interesting.

            BUt how about I reveal you my plans for WORLD DOMINATION?

            Ok here I go. I travel to everyone country and find a local woman, make a baby. I'd try to do this within a year so that they'd all be about the same age.

            Now, think about the POWER in that. The babies would be born in their countries. I would be a father of ALL THE NATIONS. And.. they would get into politics, and become the leaders of all the nations.

            Just think about it, they'd form the UN and all other organizations as well, and I'd be their father! So I'd be in a good position I figure.

            I should start alphabetically, next up, Afghanistan.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Pekka
              zkribbler, the girls or the spooks?
              Egad, come to think of it, if they thought I worked for Wal*Mart, neither the spooks or the girls would lay a hand on me.

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              • #8
                It's not illegal to kiss in China, but they won't let you do it on the lips.
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                • #9
                  Well if you go to Indonesia, better wear a watch

                  Kissing limit is 5 minutes in Indonesia
                  Reuters

                  FRIDAY, APRIL 7, 2006
                  JAKARTA Unrelated people who kiss each other on the lips for more than five minutes in public places in the Indonesian city of Tangerang will face arrest, local media said Friday.

                  The government in Tangerang, a suburb west of Jakarta, defended the regulation as a practical guideline for its officers to follow up on tough and heavily criticized anti-prostitution laws passed by the city council last year.

                  "Please do not dramatize this. We will not arrest people at will as we are not oppressors," Ahmad Lutfi, head of the Tangerang public order department, told the Koran Tempo newspaper.

                  Lutfi declined to comment on whether officers would be armed with stopwatches, Tempo reported.

                  It was not clear if the guideline referred to an uninterrupted five-minute kiss.

                  Kissing in public is generally frowned upon in Indonesia, especially in rural, predominantly Muslim areas.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Is it legal to kiss in China?

                    Originally posted by Pekka
                    thinking am I going to ruin the minds of young Chinese girls!
                    Minds?
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                    • #11
                      ""Please do not dramatize this. We will not arrest people at will as we are not oppressors," Ahmad Lutfi, head of the Tangerang public order department, told the Koran Tempo newspaper."

                      Unless peopel are kissing for more than 5 minutes..

                      Unrelated people? I think they should start arresting RELATED people who kiss more than 5 minutes.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Tingkai
                        Well if you go to Indonesia, better wear a watch

                        Kissing limit is 5 minutes in Indonesia
                        Reuters

                        FRIDAY, APRIL 7, 2006
                        JAKARTA Unrelated people who kiss each other on the lips for more than five minutes in public places in the Indonesian city of Tangerang will face arrest, local media said Friday.

                        The government in Tangerang, a suburb west of Jakarta, defended the regulation as a practical guideline for its officers to follow up on tough and heavily criticized anti-prostitution laws passed by the city council last year.

                        "Please do not dramatize this. We will not arrest people at will as we are not oppressors," Ahmad Lutfi, head of the Tangerang public order department, told the Koran Tempo newspaper.

                        Lutfi declined to comment on whether officers would be armed with stopwatches, Tempo reported.

                        It was not clear if the guideline referred to an uninterrupted five-minute kiss.

                        Kissing in public is generally frowned upon in Indonesia, especially in rural, predominantly Muslim areas.
                        And what's wrong with this law?

                        People should learn to get a room.
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                        • #13
                          what about male relatives. Can they be slurping each other and that's legal? Ohh the injustice!
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                          THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
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                          • #14
                            I do recall back in the '50s you needed explicit permission from a local Party committee to tan nian ai (talk about love), but I don't know their official spit-swapping policy.
                            Unbelievable!

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                            • #15
                              Damn flamboyant heteros who are whining because they can't flaunt their sexual orientation in China.
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