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  • #16
    Originally posted by Arrian
    Exactly. Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
    -Arrian
    Dogs have people with poor taste.

    Or an inferiority complex that mandates they have a really stupid pet so they can feel as if something is dumber than they are.............
    Last edited by GhengisFarb™; April 18, 2006, 16:48.

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    • #17
      Poor taste, no. A somewhat mascochistic desire to have a "pet" that requires a ****load of work? Yeah, I'll give you that.

      I love Toby all the same, though. And it's not for his stupidity. Well, mostly not that.

      -Arrian
      grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

      The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Arrian
        Exactly. Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
        -Arrian

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        • #19
          link...? sounds like a load of crap to me

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Wiglaf
            link...? sounds like a load of crap to me
            Naw, I'm pretty sure Dogs have owners and Cats have staff.

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            • #21
              Dogs look lovingly at their owners with total adoration in their eyes.... cats look at you as if to say... "oi, it better be f*cking salmon tonight or I'll sh*t in your headphones again... "

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              • #22
                Why is a rock smarter than a cat?

                Because a rock knows to stay away after you kick it.
                “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                "Capitalism ho!"

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by DaShi
                  Why is a rock smarter than a cat?

                  Because a rock knows to stay away after you kick it.
                  Excellent example that a dog is almost as smart as a rock.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Cort Haus


                    "A dog looks at you and says, "You take care of me. You must be a god.' A cat looks at you and says, 'You give me food and shelter. I must be a god.'"
                    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                    Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                    • #25


                      That about sums it up, alva.

                      -Arrian
                      grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                      The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                      • #26
                        I can leave my cat at home while I'm on vacation.

                        You can't do that with a dog.
                        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                        • #27
                          Did someone say Holy Cat?

                          "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

                          Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                            I can leave my cat at home while I'm on vacation.

                            You can't do that with a dog.
                            If you own a backyard you can.

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                            • #29
                              Call cats stupid if you want, When my oldest daughter was a baby, she was very fussy and my cat would get up in her crib with her and purr her to sleep. She would also let me know when she woke up in the night and would spend hours playing with her as if she were her own baby.

                              One thing you gotta ask yourself... where are you now? -- James Blunt lyrics

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Pyrodrew
                                If you own a backyard you can.
                                Then you need someone to come over and give it food and water and hope the weather isn't too incliment.

                                All I need to do is clean the litter box, and put out extra food and water and the cats will take care of themselves.

                                Don't get me wrong. I love dogs. I just like cats better.
                                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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