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    So, here I am in Mexico, wandering through a stall in a flea market near midnight. I look up on the television and hear English . . . American English "God-damned flags can't even burn right!" And a bunch of Americans burning Mexican flags.


    DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW HOW ****ING UNCOMFORTABLE THAT WAS!!!!!!!
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    I support a Constitutional Amendment to ban the burning of any flag of whatever country Che is in.

    Oh... it's Bush's fault, too.

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    • #3
      I just imagined you posting a "Mexicans suck" thread after you were lynched by mexican for this.
      urgh.NSFW

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      • #4
        Wonder what the mexican drawers has drawn ? Dollar bills ?
        With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

        Steven Weinberg

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Az
          I just imagined you posting a "Mexicans suck" thread after you were lynched by mexican for this.
          From the afterlife?
          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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          • #6
            yes.
            urgh.NSFW

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            • #7
              God, I felt two inches tall watching that.
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #8
                Couldn't you pretend you were Australian? The stall-keepers would probably charge you less too.
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                • #9
                  I don't have the accent to pull it off, and no one likes Canadians. They're loud, obnoxious, and cheap.
                  Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                    I don't have the accent to pull it off, and no one likes Canadians. They're loud, obnoxious, and cheap.
                    Resident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.

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                    • #11
                      che, I know what you mean, that's how I felt when I was in Estonia, that is the main stage for Finns to get drunk, naked and be obnoxious *******s. It's amazing that they still let us in to begin with. So yeah... it's extremely embarrasing.
                      In da butt.
                      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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                      • #12
                        and in Leningrad, too....
                        urgh.NSFW

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                        • #13
                          Where's that? I can't find it on a map.

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                          • #14
                            @Az : what happend to your pink elephant thread ?
                            With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

                            Steven Weinberg

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                              I don't have the accent to pull it off, and no one likes Canadians. They're loud, obnoxious, and cheap.
                              **** you too.
                              12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                              Stadtluft Macht Frei
                              Killing it is the new killing it
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