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Thorn wants a Girlfriend, any ideas?
*runs*
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Get her a strap-on?
*runs*Speaking of Erith:
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The first thing you need to do is totally and completely hide the real you. As soon as any perspective girlfriend finds out you’re mad as a hatter they'll going to run away.Thorn wants a Girlfriend, any ideas?
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TCO nails it. Gender is not a consideration in this ideal.Originally posted by TCO
If you want to be loved, love and be lovable.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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by any chance is this dorm near or in California? I'd love to meet this broadOriginally posted by Elok
I agree that a Goth sounds like your best bet. Don't get a mail-order bride, you're too much for a woman who doesn't speak fluent English to, uh, handle. Goths are thoroughly accustomed to melodrama; you'll just have to search long and hard to find one that doesn't cut herself or anything like that.
Actually, one of my dorm neighbors might be your type. About five-four, strawberry blond, adorable, record-store-clerk glasses, has "upspeak" in her voice...but also an outspoken dominatrix who's writing her senior thesis about how everything on earth revolves around sex. She worships the dark Hindu goddess Kali and once spent fifteen uncomfortable minutes describing her in detail to me. She's extremely nice though. I'd date her if I didn't have this thing about group sex with knives and gags.
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There is always kidnapping....If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
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how about something inflatableAny views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
Look, I just don't anymore, okay?Comment
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I'm not into things that I can puncture with not so sharp pointy objects......"Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"​​Comment
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you mean like girls?Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
Look, I just don't anymore, okay?Comment
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puncture not penetrate........ gawd........ this is inane!!"Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"​​Comment
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Sorry, Barinthus. My college is in MD.Comment
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really? why didn't you ever come to any of the DC meets?
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