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Eastern Europe. I hear the good ones are cheap there 
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"Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)
"I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic." -
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Eastern European suicidal nice wholesome gothic church-going cheap alien woman from a mail order catalog that can put out, blow up, post as one of his DLs here & is willing to feel his "wrath fool".Comment
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Get a normal life.Comment
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One of those shouldn't be hard to find.Originally posted by Pyrodrew
So we have...
Eastern European suicidal nice wholesome gothic church-going cheap alien woman from a mail order catalog that can put out, blow up, post as one of his DLs here & is willing to feel his "wrath fool".
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Maybe he could get male order....Originally posted by snoopy369
I'm sticking with mail order.
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I suggest you google a "Chicks with Dicks" dating site. It's all the man-ass with half the hassle!If you look around and think everyone else is an *******, you're the *******.Comment
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I prefer my genders seperate."Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"​​Comment
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QFT!Originally posted by Hueij
last time it was this bad almost half of the world was about to go up in flames by the brute of my Panzers!
He, I remember that time. Those were happy days here at Poly.
My fave EVC threads
"MY DEMANDS!"
"MING, IF YOU DELETE THIS THREAD........!!!!!!!!!"
"It will be gone. "
Anything to do with Emp. Craezstar or whomever. I once literally missed a full day of work while at the office watching this one thread develop. "MING! Stop him!"
Thorn, you have to come to the con and meet everybody.Comment
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I agree that a Goth sounds like your best bet. Don't get a mail-order bride, you're too much for a woman who doesn't speak fluent English to, uh, handle. Goths are thoroughly accustomed to melodrama; you'll just have to search long and hard to find one that doesn't cut herself or anything like that.
Actually, one of my dorm neighbors might be your type. About five-four, strawberry blond, adorable, record-store-clerk glasses, has "upspeak" in her voice...but also an outspoken dominatrix who's writing her senior thesis about how everything on earth revolves around sex. She worships the dark Hindu goddess Kali and once spent fifteen uncomfortable minutes describing her in detail to me. She's extremely nice though. I'd date her if I didn't have this thing about group sex with knives and gags.Comment
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The first thing that came to my mind without reading any replies was also a goth girl.
That's three hits already. Sounds solid to me.In da butt.
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Look in a strip club for the one hittin on all the roughest lookin customers.One thing you gotta ask yourself... where are you now? -- James Blunt lyricsComment
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Sloww puts in his 2 cents and says to join the Mormon church
One thing you gotta ask yourself... where are you now? -- James Blunt lyricsComment
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Anyone know any girl relationship etiquette, cause I seem to lack this um.... gracefulness with tenderness thing.........?"Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"​​Comment
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