Thorn wants a Girlfriend, any ideas?

[Thorn]

As I said from the start I'm bisexual, so it doesn't matter to me whether I date a guy or a girl, but lately my "guy" seems at best a grumpy platonic friend. I have other prospects guy wise, but there is only 2 I know real well and they both live too far away for me to even attempt anything with, and one has abondoned me entirely . As for local guys I just don't trust them or find them absent of any lasting redeamable features.

You know the saying there is a girl made for every guy right...... 51% against 49% gender wise should be good odds, but this is ME we are talking about.

I'd like to hear what kind of gal would like me of all people, I'm attractive but a bit scary so factor that into your analysis. And none of this go to a mental ward and find one there, I'm not going to let you all off that easy.

Any hints, words of advice, suggestions?

I'd like a tolerant hot intelligent girl with questionable if not downright malignent morales but good loyalty. Am I aiming too high?

Please feel free to laugh at me, I know this is just a painful concoction of an idea at best, but I'm not getting anywhere with my remenants of a boyfriend.......

Thorn wants sex, so somebody better provide it, or this world is doomed, I'll make sure of it! Got it!?

[Verto]

I cannot, in good conscience, aid you in this matter.

[Thorn]

Then prepare to feel my wrath fool!!!

[Winston]

How about reviving one of your female DLs from the past?

[Thorn]

How about I feed you and the rest of humanity to the hounds of hell!! Like it!!!

Lack of sex puts me in a very bad mood.... last time it was this bad almost half of the world was about to go up in flames by the brute of my Panzers!

[snoopy369]

I suggest mail order.

[Jon Shafer]

Re: Thorn wants a Girlfriend, any ideas?

Originally posted by Thorn
I'd like a tolerant hot intelligent girl with questionable if not downright malignent morales but good loyalty. Am I aiming too high?

[TCO]

alien wimmen. You know you want it Toadstool boyb

[DaShi]

I think some Goth chicks would dig him.

[Gibsie]

join a nice wholesome church

[Q Classic]

I hear the inflatable ones are easy to come in by.

[MRT144]

suicide bomb something. virgins await you in heaven!

[snoopy369]

I'm sticking with mail order.

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Thorn
Then prepare to feel my wrath fool!!!

What's a "wrath fool," and why do you want Verto to feel that? Ill!

[Hueij]

last time it was this bad almost half of the world was about to go up in flames by the brute of my Panzers!

He, I remember that time. Those were happy days here at Poly.