An idea for a show II

[Pekka]

I got this new idea watching Sarah Silverman's Jesus is Magic show.. which was excellent by the way..

Anyway, I thought, since I'm a big fan of stand up but it seems like I can't do it I think, what about another way of performing. I'd be full on angry, 100% venting stuff. I come here to do that now, but what if I would do a show once a week in a big theater, like a 2 hour rage session where I start simply talking about what pisses me off. What pissed me off this week. Ask some questions from the audience what pissed them off and talk about it more. Get pissed off.

Then at some point, I'm shouting, screaming and attacking chairs and like if someone wants to come up to the stage to be punched, I can punch them in the stomach really hard and stuff.

Just ramblings. That's it.

[Pekka]

I mean it can be like 'Rage it or Leave it' type of thing. If you're not angry, get the hell out. This isn't a loving environment. We are empowered by the fact that yes we are angry and yes we rage about it and if you have a problem, come up to the stage and stop crying you little sissy!

Yeah. Because ultimately venting is good, then when the show is done, the ones who like weed can get high, I'll drink few beers, we can eat, get nude and stuff, see what happens.

Unless of course we're too busy raging. I think it's a great idea. What do you think?

And yes discuss about the show not the posters.

[Pekka]

No one is interested? I guess I have to bring the show to your homes by force then. Shoot me. I'm sure you'll get sentenced to jail for a long time for that.

[The Emperor Fabulous]

If you want to do stand up comedy, you should learn to be funny first

[Pekka]

Uu look at me I'm so sad now I got dissed.. uuh uuh, wait.. sorry I accidentally saw your willie, now I'm laughing again and confident.

[Pekka]

besides, it was a rage show not comedy show. There's no comedy value to this show. Step into the stage, emperor-son and have your belly destroyed and see how funny that is!

[The Emperor Fabulous]

Originally posted by Pekka
Uu look at me I'm so sad now I got dissed.. uuh uuh, wait.. sorry I accidentally saw your willie, now I'm laughing again and confident.

Thank you for proving my point. A good comedian would have had a snappy comeback, not a penis joke.

I'm just trying to be helpful

[The Emperor Fabulous]

But your idea reminds me of a certain style of Performance Art.

It's unofficial name is "Masochistic Body Art", though the word "Body" is a bit of a misnomer.

[snoopy369]

Don't they already have a show like this on Conan? Somebody or another's Recliner of Rage?

[snoopy369]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Late_Night_with_Conan_O'Brien

Pierre Bernard's Recliner of Rage

edit: OTBOT rating: an amazing Post!

[Tuberski]

So, basically, Pekka wants to be Denis Leary with gut punches?



ACK!

[snoopy369]

OTBOT seems to disagree

[Pekka]

TEF, no the problem is you can't read. I said it's not a comedy show. I can't do stand up. You helping me is like kissing my sister - no use becaus I don't have one.

I said it's a rage show, 'uu but you don't come back with snappy response' .. you know you should just shut up! What do you know? Nothing. You're an idiot and you have some extra air in your body, don't you?`Unless you want them to be removed, don't talk.

[Japher]

Michael Savage has beat you to the punch