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    .. I made a nice discovery. I've been hit to the face many times in the gym, beaten and submitted and I know what it feels to be 'rocked' quite well.

    However, I made some visual testings for few minutes just now. If you push your eyeball left or right, it not only impairs your vision (obvious), it also distorts the field nicely. It's weird so it's cool. Don't push too hard because it would hurt.

    But we've all done this. However, I found a new similar test to your vision and reality. If you take the top of your head, and then the region I want you to reach is when you put both of your hands on the top of your head right next to each other, the both areas I want you to hit is located under your thumbs.. so a palm's worth to both sides from the center of your head. Now karate chop them wildly. If you do it, you see your vision shaking, but if you do both sides, quickly and hard enough, you are left with impaired vision and even some visuals for few seconds accompanied with some nausea.

    Now do different kind of chopping on your head. The variables you should be changing are frequency, the pressure as in how hard you hit, the technique you use hitting (more surface, less surface, different angles) and also experiment with the regions right next to the hitting spot.

    Also, if you do like five to both sides really fast and hard and then chop your face right in the middle, you might actually punch your eye, not your nose like you're supposed to. The frustration of missing your nose and fingering your own eye is only matched by the nausea, because yes it doesn't hurt very much (unless you're a sissy), because you're a bit out of it. This brand of testing should be done in the later parts of your experimentation.

    I find this type of testing benefitial for many purposes. First of all this helps with your coordination, it's like practicing. It is also better to strike yourself than say, the Pope or little children. It also brings more challenge to your daily work, if you're bored, chop yourself like this a lot and poke your eyes and experiment, and if you're doing a job that requires accuracy, you're into a new world of challenges now. It's just more fun and different now.

    This has also lots of benefits to military, aviation and other types of professions. Pilots undergo rigorous testing how they can handle rocking and spinning. This is more easy way, A LOT CHEAPER, and more fun way. You can test if you can be a pilot but for official testing, someone with experience of this head chopping should do it. So we shake and chop your head and then we give you visual tests, the faster and better you recover, the more you have the possibility of making this thing out great.

    Chopping
    In da butt.
    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
    THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
    "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

  • #2
    Freak.
    The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

    The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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    • #3
      I'd like to see myself as the man who walked out of the cave, and Plato was like Wooah who is this crazy kid, he's like brave and stuff.
      In da butt.
      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
      THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
      "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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      • #4
        Are you trying to give yourself brain dama... oh, nevermind.
        The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

        The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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        • #5
          Little chopping never hurts anyone. Besides, I virtually don't drink alcohol. It is said that the damage done to your brain when you pass out from alcohol equals a KO. Now, I don't pass out from drinking, so I'm not poisoning myself much at all, except rarely. So my brains are not only functioning well, they are superior. I think the reason is my experimentations.

          Think about it.. by striking my head, blood starts flowing there more.. as the blood flows there more, the vessels are carrying more oxygene to the brains. Or is it red cells.. well something the vessels carry their faster and faster as my blood keeps going there more.

          Now this activates some regions in me brain that usually are not in use and as we know, we use only 10% of our brains usually. So.. I'm activating like.. say another 20% maybe, so that makes may brain 300% compared to your little puny tomato.

          And that's why you call me a freak. You don't understand, but that's OK, you can't, you're brainhandicapped like the rest of hte world.
          In da butt.
          "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
          THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
          "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by DRoseDARs
            Freak.
            /me takes interest in this thread
            "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
            "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
            "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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            • #7
              But the trick is to do it professionally like I do. You have to be educated on this stuff. It's not just a matter of striking. That would be stupid.

              YOu see, people use drugs, alcohol and all kinds of substances to give some new stimulus to their brains. So they feel, experience, see, what ever but the reality expands into new levels, drawing parallels to the world where Einstein lived when he was dropping acid in what he thought was space but turned out to be his closet. But the reality was, the static reality, undeniably he wasn't only genius, but living momentarily on new levels of existance, realization of space, alternative physics etc. How the hell you think he came up with the theories? He extended his brains.

              It is also a widely known fact that he had abnormally large brains. They were, in fact, taken away after he was dead, for scientifical examination. So it is known his brain was different structure than most of you.

              He used all kinds of stimulus, and never would he argue how stupid it is, you much of a freak he is. He knew he would change the world, despite what the critics say. Let them roar foam out of their mouths, let them salivate on my toes when the truth comes out then, later on.

              That's the truth. You guys are unable, almost prohibited to the gates of true realization. And that keeps you from going further and that's why the world is on the edge of 'what new can we even do'. We can do lots, but some people are just more superior on this regard, such as myself, with superior skills and abilities for realization and also implementation of that.

              Now I want you to punch your heads.
              In da butt.
              "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
              THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
              "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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              • #8
                Pekka, you get weirder by the minute.
                I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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                • #9
                  NO, I get smarter every minute. It's like the gmail thingie where your disk space grows every second.
                  In da butt.
                  "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                  THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                  "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                  • #10
                    Pekka, that sh*t is not cool, you're concussing yourself, you idiot If you continue this, you could end up with brain damage, although at this point, I doubt anyone would be able to find a discernable difference...
                    Speaking of Erith:

                    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                    • #11
                      The price of superiority has never been cheap. Concussing is way cool, all the kids do it these days.
                      In da butt.
                      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                      THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                      "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                      • #12
                        I mean, I don't know, you tell me.. were you one of the kids who had their arm broken when they got their first bike? I never did that crap.. I crashed my bike all the time, driving way too fast in idiotic situations. It was the adrenaline I was after.. anyway, I never broke anything driving my bike, even though I crashed a lot. Other kids broke their stuff all the time.

                        So the message is not 'don't be an idiot and crash' but Darwinism. Some kids are just weaker. I don't break. I'm special.
                        In da butt.
                        "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                        THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                        "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                        • #13
                          Yes, you're quite special indeed...
                          Speaking of Erith:

                          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                          • #14
                            Your jealousy is bordering disgusting limits. I hope you can appreciate and respect that I have the tools to do anything, ballet, cancer cures, rocket science.. I mean.. I just can't be bothered with those right now. But I hope you can apprecaite my magic touch.
                            In da butt.
                            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                            THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                            "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                            • #15
                              Yeah, that's it, jealousy...
                              Speaking of Erith:

                              "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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