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  • #31
    Originally posted by snoopy369
    Yeah ... the sad thing is, the segway doesn't go faster than a running speed, doesn't have jumping ability, and basically is useless ... so I have no idea why they use them. Bikes are faster and more versatile, and cheaper...
    I saw a couple of cops on them inside Union Station, where bicycles would have been useless.


    --But could you imagine getting arrested by a cop on a bicycle?'
    All right, Zkribbler. You're going to jail! Get on the handlebars!

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    • #32
      Originally posted by snoopy369


      For example
      That's so retarded.

      Lazy bastards.
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      • #33
        I'm surprised noone beat me to it.
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        • #34
          Originally posted by Zkribbler


          I saw a couple of cops on them inside Union Station, where bicycles would have been useless.


          --But could you imagine getting arrested by a cop on a bicycle?'
          Why not just WALK then ... still can run faster than on a segway
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          • #35
            Man! Get those segways a lightbar and your set!!!
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            • #36
              Originally posted by snoopy369
              Why not just WALK then ... still can run faster than on a segway
              Segway is faster than walking. If you need to do a hot pursuit, you leap off your segway and give chase on foot. --Only to come back and find your segway has been stolen.

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              • #37
                For NYPD Trainees:

                "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
                ^ The Poly equivalent of:
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                • #38
                  Not a fan of Texas, but...

                  "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
                  ^ The Poly equivalent of:
                  "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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                  • #39
                    That's the weirdest looking pick-up truck I've ever seen!

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                    • #40
                      in the US, police usually drive Crown Vics, impalas and tahoes.
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                      • #41
                        Crown victorias:

                        big picture: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...rtment_car.jpg

                        a smaller picture of a newer model:
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                        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                        • #42
                          There are a lot of cops with F150s in Houston. Not necessarily the best trucks, but they are cheap and you don't immediately think cop car when you see it. It's generally used by cops in neighborhoods that are overprotective and really enforce the speed limit.
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                          • #43
                            this is the future of US police cruisers:

                            Dodge Charger Enforcer:

                            http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/99/DSCN1312.JPG
                            "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                            "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                            • #44


                              Only picture I could find
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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Winston
                                They think they're policemen, but in fact they're on a really drawn out version of candid camera. The truth will be revealed to them on the day of their retirement from the "force".
                                Shouldn't that be retirement from the farce?
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