worst youth minister EVER

[MRT144]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060331/ap_on_fe_st/dodgeball_rage

LIBERTY, Mo. - A youth minister was charged with assault for allegedly knocking a 16-year-old boy down and kicking him in the groin after taking a head shot from the teen in a dodgeball game.

David M. Boudreaux, 27, was charged Wednesday with one count of third-degree assault. According to court documents, the incident happened in February at Crescent Lake Christian Academy.

Authorities said the teen missed Boudreaux with one throw but then knocked the youth minister's glasses off with the next.

The boy apologized, authorities said, but Boudreaux pushed him backward, and when the teen got up again, Boudreaux kicked him in the groin and left.

The teen suffered whiplash and post-concussion syndrome and had blood in his urine after being kicked, according to court records.

Boudreaux later apologized, prosecutors said.

Jeanne D. Hewitt, administrator of Crescent Lake Christian Academy, said Boudreaux had been placed on administrative leave.

Jesus woulda gone for a headshot!

[OzzyKP]

"Thou shalt love thy neighbor, unless he doth peg you in the head with ye olde rubber ball"

- Mark 3:23

[MRT144]

Originally posted by OzzyKP
"Thou shalt love thy neighbor, unless he doth peg you in the head with ye olde rubber ball"

- Mark 3:23

[DRoseDARs]

I just saw this article. Jebus, you'd think he'd never seen the movie Dodgeball. Dude, there's worse things than taking a rubberball to the head, like for instance a wrench...

[DaShi]

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."

"If you can dodge a car, you can dodge a ball."

Great movie

[Silver14]

At least he didn't shoot the kid for walking on his lawn. Crazy people these days.

He's probably not the worst youth minister ever, I was half way expecting this thread to be about molestation unfortunatly.

Still he's bound to spend some jail time for assulting a minor. Doubt there will be a lack of witnessess to testify. Prisoners just love people who mess with kids and cops do to! I'm sure he'll know what it feels like and then some soon enough. Though I doubt it'll do anything for his anger problem.

[Ted Striker]

ROFL @ this thread

Poor kid was pissing blood

[OzzyKP]

Originally posted by Silver14
At least he didn't shoot the kid for walking on his lawn. Crazy people these days.

He's probably not the worst youth minister ever, I was half way expecting this thread to be about molestation unfortunatly.

Still he's bound to spend some jail time for assulting a minor. Doubt there will be a lack of witnessess to testify. Prisoners just love people who mess with kids and cops do to! I'm sure he'll know what it feels like and then some soon enough. Though I doubt it'll do anything for his anger problem.

Naw, he won't do time. Not if its his first offense.

[Imran Siddiqui]

WWSD = What Would Soprano Do?

[Straybow]

He'll be out of a job, methinks.

[kittenOFchaos]

Surprised the guy wasn't set upon. If I'd been present as a teacher and someone had done that to one of my pupils he wouldn't have been able just to walk off. Hell, most schools I've been in the pupils would have had him

Tell the truth, it would depend on the pupil involved

[Az]

beating people
beating people when necessary

[Imran Siddiqui]

beating seals

[Az]

seals beating you

[Dis]

Originally posted by Az
seals beating you

you have that wrong. It should be:

seals beating you