If you were to go on a killing spree, who would you kill?

[Dis]

What are the odds this thread will remain open? But it's worth a chance. We'll try to keep it in good taste.

I think this thread would offer serious insight into other poster's homicidal tendencies. If you were to go bezerk, who would you kill? Your coworkers? Some ravers at a party? What would it be? For me it's none of the above. I have no enemies. No one has ever done anything wrong to me. I'd just kill msyelf in the most dramatic way possible.

[KrazyHorse]

Duh. All of you.

[Whaleboy]

Killing all the humans...

[Provost Harrison]

I'd become Chav Hunter

[Verto]

The Starbucks Crowd.

[Dis]

i forgot about celebrities, id kill them

[Dis]

Yeah I'd start with Tom Cruise. He's the most annoying.

And then there's Sharon Stone. Even though she's advocating a good thing is this article I'm posting, it still bothers me because of it's stupidity.

http://www3.contactmusic.com/news/index34.htm

[Guynemer]

Ming, obviously.

The bastard.

[Tiamat]

My husband, then I'd work my way down to my kids.

[Guynemer]

Incidentally, in regards to Whaleboy's contribution...

I'd bite that shiny metal ass.

[kittenOFchaos]

Everyone who didn't buy me a Christmas present.

[Zkribbler]

The people who hurry to cut in front of your car...and then slow down.

[Berzerker]

If you were to go bezerk, who would you kill?

I am Berzerk and killing sprees are not in my nature, so I'd have to be insane (or just raiding coastal villages). Therefore your question assumes I'd identify the same targets in my sanity and insanity.

[Wiglaf]

Originally posted by Zkribbler
The people who hurry to cut in front of your car...and then slow down.

When you are over sixty, perhaps you will think differently. Kids will be threatening to kill you.............................

This is unrelated , but old people should not be allowed to drive in any capacity ...........

[SlowwHand]

People who don't signal. Turns. Merges. Jackasses.