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    $54.33 for each click on a "mesothelioma lawyers" ad

    Hopefully, this is not a virulent strain of lawyer!

    Apparently, Google is built on the plaintiff's bar and mortgage brokering.

    From what I have found, below are some of the current top 230 higest paying Internet search keywords as of March 23, 2006 that I could find using Google’s AdWords tool. Click for news on each item.
    Here's the top 10...

    $54.33 mesothelioma lawyers
    $47.79 what is mesothelioma
    $47.72 peritoneal mesothelioma
    $47.25 consolidate loans
    $47.16 refinancing mortgage
    $45.55 tax attorney
    $41.22 mesothelioma
    $38.86 car accident lawyer
    $38.68 ameriquest mortgage
    $38.03 mortgage refinance
    $37.55 refinancing
    http://www.cwire.org/highest-paying-search-terms/
    I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891
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    Mesothelioma lawyers are the ones that specialize in court cases involving people who have the "You Are Sooo F***ed" form of cancer (death assured within 24 months; treatment won't do much; you're very, very screwed) and want to sue somebody for having exposed them to asbestos.
    The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

    The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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    • #3
      I can't wait until Congress cracks down on frivilous asbestos lawsuits. I saw in the WaPost recently that judges are wising up and figuring out that one can't have mesothelioma and silicosis at the same time, which is what a lot of people file with asbestos claims file in addition to their original claim. Asbestos is a major pet peeve for a lot of corporate-types and it's something that's getting pushed heavily in D.C.

      Let's hope they don't fiddle with pesticide legislation, right Dan?
      If you look around and think everyone else is an *******, you're the *******.

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      • #4
        My uncle died a few years back from exposure to stuff like asbestos when he worked on ships during WWII, his lungs lost their elasticity and ability to absorb O2. I was exposed to asbestos working on cars, lots of brake jobs. Fortunately my exposure was limited, the people who die from it got heavy doses.

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        • #5
          Where can you find such an ad? I wanna click on it.
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          • #6
            I've seen a lot of mesothelioma cases but not one silicosis case. I can't remember any mesothelioma case going to trial with the plaintiff still alive. That's bad@ss stuff.

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            • #7
              Ok, I googled for "mesothelioma lawyers" and clicked on one of the ads. I made them pay 50 bucks, right?
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              • #8
                Yep.
                12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                Stadtluft Macht Frei
                Killing it is the new killing it
                Ultima Ratio Regum

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                • #9
                  Are those calculated according to unique visitors or can I click again?
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                  • #10
                    I just did 10 of them. Taking 543$ from lawyers' hands and putting it in Google's hands:
                    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                    Stadtluft Macht Frei
                    Killing it is the new killing it
                    Ultima Ratio Regum

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                    • #11
                      Probably unique. I did 10 separate ones (different ads)
                      12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                      Stadtluft Macht Frei
                      Killing it is the new killing it
                      Ultima Ratio Regum

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                      • #12
                        you might as well post that link, plenty of volunteers here.
                        Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                        Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                        • #13
                          You need to go through google. Type the search phrase into google, then click on one of the ads on the right.
                          12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                          Stadtluft Macht Frei
                          Killing it is the new killing it
                          Ultima Ratio Regum

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by KrazyHorse
                            Probably unique. I did 10 separate ones (different ads)
                            Hmmm... I guess I could disconnect and reconnect my LAN for a new IP.
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                            • #15
                              Google Search
                              http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=mesothelioma+lawyers&btnG=Google+Search


                              So you won't have to type.
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