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  • #46
    Do all men look at porn?

    Yes.


    Spec.
    -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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    • #47
      It was after midnight and every lawmaker in the committee room wanted to go home, but there was still time to sweeten a deal encouraging oil and gas companies to drill in the Gulf of Mexico. ''There is no cost,'' declared Representative Joe L. Barton, a Texas Republican who was presiding over Congressional negotiations on the sprawling energy bill last July. An obscure provision on new drilling incentives was ''so noncontroversial,'' he added, that senior House and Senate negotiators had not even discussed it.

      Pedophile Less Interested The More He Views 13-Year-Old's MySpace Profile

      March 17, 2006 | Issue 42•12

      LONGVIEW, TX—Area pedophile Dwight Sanderson said Monday that his interest in getting to know and eventually meeting MySpace.com member "Courtneee" has significantly declined after a closer read of the "lame" hobbies and "self-involved" blog entries on the 13-year-old's profile.
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      According to Sanderson, 47, Courtneee's picture caught his eye while he was searching the Judson Middle School MySpace community and found her "Gemini_diva" page.

      "At first, she seemed like my type of girl—innocent-looking, single, and, best of all, she lives right nearby," he said.

      Sanderson continued: "Her profile seemed very enticing at first. She plays softball in the same park that I always hang around in. But right before I was going to leave her a private message, I decided to check out her latest blog post."

      He said the 1,500-word entry "droned on and on" about everything from dealing with her great-grandmother's death last year to hopes for her new job as class treasurer.

      "I'm looking for a cell-phone number and a home address, not your life story," he said.

      Though admittedly discouraged, Sanderson, who classifies himself as "not very picky," said he still hoped that Courtneee could play a small, fleeting part in his future.

      "I'm an optimist, even though I've been burned by girls like Courtneee in the past. You think you know everything about them—their dark secrets, their heroes, their class schedule—but they end up betraying your confidence and talking about your relationship behind your back to any authority figure who'll listen," Sanderson said.

      Sanderson pointed out several other "red flags" in Courtneee's profile, including "pathetic, almost obsessive" blog entries about her ex-crush, the fact that her "Interests and Personality" section mentions that she might want to have children someday, and her terrible taste in movies.

      "I'm used to getting involved with younger, less mature women, but she's got the sense of humor of an 8-year-old," Sanderson said. "I can't bring myself to pretend to like 50 First Dates, even to establish a base of shared interests, build rapport, and eventually earn her complete trust."

      "Also, one of her friends left a recent comment accusing her of being a 'big-mouth who likes to spread rumors,'" Sanderson added. "I can't tell you how big a turnoff that is for me."

      According to Sanderson, the most discouraging revelation came when he viewed Courtneee's "More Pics" section, in which she reportedly looks "way older" than she does in her featured front-page photo.

      "When I saw the other pictures, I was like, 'How old is this girl, 15?'" Sanderson said. "In these pictures, she had braces, acne, noticeable breasts—nothing like the baby-faced little girl she appeared to be on her main page. She probably hasn't updated that picture in a year and a half."

      Though he made a legally binding promise to himself and law-enforcement officials that he would never pursue another relationship like this, Sanderson says he nonetheless plans to "give it a shot."

      "Internet dating can be risky," he said, "but at my age, and their age, it's really the only way."
      Just thought it was a cool story.

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      • #48
        Disturbing, yet completely hilarious
        urgh.NSFW

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        • #49
          Coming back to the original question: yes they do, perhaps but Ben Kenobi.
          "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
          I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
          Middle East!

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          • #50
            What, even in Syria? Porn's allowed there?

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            • #51
              Oh, true. But You can get sex for money here, I'm sure You can get porn.
              But it was funny to look at young Syrians I know being so, uh, interested, in women magazine - it must have seemed porn for them. They were fighting for it so much they tore one of the pages
              "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
              I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
              Middle East!

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              • #52
                I couldn't maintain my blissful single life without porn.

                I don't think I would bother if I had a real life woman to play with.
                Voluntary Human Extinction Movement http://www.vhemt.org/

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                • #53
                  if all men watch porn it's a miracle the human race is still propagating

                  most men watch porn....
                  most men are picky about how a woman look...

                  most women don't look good
                  most women aren't interested in playing porn actress in the bedroom

                  it dosn't add up

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                  • #54
                    OK. I have new, better answer:
                    All do it, if they only can
                    "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
                    I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
                    Middle East!

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                    • #55
                      well, the swedish population is mostly increasing becasue of immigration...

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Illur
                        if all men watch porn it's a miracle the human race is still propagating

                        most men watch porn....
                        most men are picky about how a woman look...

                        most women don't look good
                        most women aren't interested in playing porn actress in the bedroom

                        it dosn't add up
                        you under estimate the horniness of the male species

                        ALL men look at porn, MOST men do more than just look
                        Monkey!!!

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                        • #57
                          and women must be a very phatetic race i say, kill them all

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                          • #58
                            NO!

                            we need them
                            for the pron
                            Monkey!!!

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                            • #59
                              no, you can make fembots that never choke!

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                              • #60
                                you are teh smartest
                                Monkey!!!

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