Is Texas ready for Governor Kinky?

[SlowwHand]

Besides that, Ramo is the Texas equivalent to Florida's Che. Perpetually griping. Couldn't make either happy on a bet.

[C0ckney]

if i was texan i'd vote for this guy

[Hueij]

This is one of the rare moments I regret not being a Texan. Man, being able to vote for Kinky Friedman...

There was a documentary on him a couple of years ago on Dutch tv. He didn't do music anymore, he didn't do writing anymore, he was helping out his aunt at her dog shelter

[Wezil]

If there was a "Kinky" on my ballot they'd get my vote.

[Hueij]

The first Kinky song I ever heard

I saw a picture yesterday
In a men’s room near L.A.
Lying on the floor beside the throne.
Had I not recognized the cross
I might have failed to know the boss,
I thought, Lord, you look neglected and alone.

I picked it up with lovin’ care,
I wondered who had placed it there,
When l saw there was no paper on the roll.
I said, Lord, what would you do
If you were me and I was you,
Take a chance, save your pants or your soul ?

Then a voice said,
Kinky, it’s jesus here, you know that I ain’t no square.
Well, I’ve got these pictures of me,
I mean statues, you know they’re everywhere.
Well, I may seem I come from liverpool,
And then on the other hand I may come from france,
But if you don’t get off that toilet, well I’m just gonna have to dance.

I saw a picture yesterday in a men’s room near L.A.

Ringo Starr as Jesus

[Berzerker]

OMGGFF these onerous fascist restrictions are teh criminal!!

and you support them, so you are a fascist now? Hell, I thought fascists and commies didn't even need campaign finance laws since they're not exactly fond of actual elections.

[Ramo]

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=hyperbole

[SlowwHand]

[Q Classic]

I don't know if I could take anybody with the name Kinky seriously.

Much lower on the name totem pole than, say, Sonny or Buddy, and just slightly lower than Scooter.

[Q Classic]

Berz, don't be silly. Countries with the word "Democratic" in their name are very democratic, as long as everyone votes for the Party's candidates.

[Q Classic]

Che is slightly funnier than MrFun.

Che was much, much, much funnier than MrFun before he sold out to the MAN and cut his HAIR.

[SlowwHand]

A recording of Alvin and The Chipmunks was funny the first time heard, then becomes irritating quickly.

[Q Classic]

Alvin and the Chipmunks. You bring this up to compare it to who, MrFun, Che, or Me?

I want to be Theodore! He's got the glasses. That means you get to be Dave Seville, Sloww...

[SlowwHand]

[-Jrabbit]

Che cut his hair??!?!?!?!????

Now I'm wracked with guilt. I cut my hair last year shortly before I saw Che and he was pretty surprised. I rmember telling him it wasn't that big a deal, just a ponytail.

I can't believe he took me seriously! Forgive me, Lord!!