Croatia Bound To Win This Year's Eurovision Contest

[VetLegion]

Two things:

1. Severina



2. Lyrics of her winning song:

In Croatian:

Jer još trava nije nikla
Tamo gdje je stala moja Å¡tikla
Dođi, dođi, hop, hop
Hajde, pile moje
Tika taka oko pola tri
Å tipnut ćeÅ¡ me da se ne vidi
Znam ja dobro takve kao ti
Đavoli su tvoji kumovi
Zvrc, zvrc, tražit ćeÅ¡ moj broj
Kuc, kuc, kucaj nekoj drugoj
Sojčice, djevojčice, daj obuci čarapice
Ojda da, oj da da, oj da da da
Sssss sex
Hop, hop, mrk, mrk
Šic, šic, bježi nekoj drugoj
Cupa, cupa, zumba, zumba
Sijeno, slama, sir, salama
Cikla nikla, cikla rikla
Afrika paprika
Zlatan prsten tanki brčići

Here is a translation:

For the grass has not yet sprouted where my high heel has trodden
Come, come, hop, hop
Come, my chicken
Tick-tock 'round half past two
You shall pinch me in a way it shall not be seen
I know well your type of people
For the devils are your godfathers
Ring, ring, you shall ask for my number
Knock, knock, knock on some other girl's door
Sojka, girlie, do put on your little socks
Oyes yes, o yes yes, o yes yes yes
Sssss sex
Hop, hop, ****, ****
Shoo, shoo, run to some other girl
Hoppity, hoppity, zoomba, zoomba
Hay, straw, cheese, salami
Red beet has sprouted, red beet has died
Africa paprika
Golden ring thin moustache

Those of you who speak Croatian could argue that some poetry and meaning has been lost in the translation, but to that I reply: what meaning????

Here is the .mp3 if you are curious:

http://www.hrt.hr/dora/dora2006/kandidati/SEVERINA.mp3

Can a performer from any other country even hope to compete with this? Please provide evidence.

[Provost Harrison]

I'd love to know what mrk means

[Az]

she's cute.

[Spiffor]

Well, the song seems taylored for the needs of the Eurovision audience. You'll make it big Remember that ABBA is one f the most enduring stars of the Eurovision, and they ain't exactly meaningful either.

[Alexander's Horse]

nice hooters does help at Eurovision, singing ability optional

[VetLegion]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
I'd love to know what mrk means

s h a g

I think that if I picked words from dictionary at random, I would end up with a better song. Still, given that the melody of the song is probably going to be OK with our neighbours, and knowing the block-voting thing European countries do , it should fare pretty well in the contest.

[Alexander's Horse]

she could sing just about anything and I'd vote for her

[Gangerolf]

boli me kurac

i think norway is sending two drag queens this year

[alva]

Doesn't Norway do so every year?

Please let us come last, so we can't enter next year.

[Gangerolf]

nah, last year they just looked like drag queens


I think filling teh trannie quota usually is Israel's job

[alva]

Hmm, filling them is more of a MrFun thing, but anyway...

And they didn't win, did they??? Inconceivable.

[Fake Boris]

For the grass has not yet sprouted where my high heel has trodden
Come, come, hop, hop

[Dr Strangelove]

Is this the best that Europe can do? I double dog dare you to include American performers.

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Is this the best that Europe can do? I double dog dare you to include American performers.

Yeah, but you aren't Europe though. Totally unlike Israel for example

[Pekka]

hot chicks don't win this.

Only SAGAPO can win it!!!!