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  • #1

    This could have been..

    Well, who among the OT posters would be the most likely to try and make a name for himself in this wholesome and brilliant way?

    Text translated: "Alex Van Dyck of Lier, Belgium - visiting all the countries of the world".



    I think I'll go with Colon™.
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    Alex Van Dyck
    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
    Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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    • #3
      Some People...
      You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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      • #4
        Cruelty to animals. At least get a team of Siberian Huskies
        “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

        ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man​

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        • #5
          more like Alex Van Dyck Lycker
          To us, it is the BEAST.

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          • #6
            This could have been..
            ...a decent thread, but it wasn't
            Speaking of Erith:

            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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            • #7
              omg. I'm at the edge of my seat! What happened to him?! What is the tragic story behind his failure to visit all the countries of the world?! I fully expect to have my heartstrings tugged.
              B♭3

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              • #8
                his dog died right outside of Aalst


                To us, it is the BEAST.

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                • #9
                  bringing a sad end to the lost first season of THE AMAZING RACE
                  To us, it is the BEAST.

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                  • #10
                    hey thats not a bad idea, you could walk during the day with the dog pulling the cart then you would have somewhere to sleep at night
                    Safer worlds through superior firepower

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                    • #11
                      It's an awfully small cart to sleep in.

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                      • #12
                        1. that cart looks really small... even if it was meant to carry just the dog inside

                        2. how the hell are you supposed to steer it? what is to stop the dog from going where he pleases? OH LOOK THERE'S A SQUIRREL... UHOH... ANOTHER DOG... LET'S GO SMELL HIS ASS

                        3. even if you managed to have a dog that didn't just go where he pleased, you aren't going to be going very fast... by the time you get from Brussels to Paris... somebody is going to have invented cars

                        4. BUY A ****ING HORSE YOU ASSHAT

                        5. something tells me Alex is a few cans short of a six pack
                        To us, it is the BEAST.

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                        • #13
                          Number 2 is easy...there is a steering device for this vehicle...well, when I say steering device, it is a bone on a stick and a piece of string...steer it to each side and the dog will go that way
                          Speaking of Erith:

                          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                          • #14
                            Which reminds me, my car is about 1000bdp
                            Speaking of Erith:

                            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                              Which reminds me, my car is about 1000bdp
                              bdp


                              b1tch dog parts?

                              big dog penises?





                              BIG DOG POOS
                              To us, it is the BEAST.

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