Sometimes I wonder...

[Pekka]

.. if those.. you know when you call somewhere, and they put you on hold and the music starts.. sometimes I wonder if the lines are really even that busy.

And why is it, that the anything that has to do with the state, or ... state owned business, or what ever, it's always the crappiest one?

I called the VR (roughly translates into State Railways), to ask some questions about train schedules, wanted to.. confirm few things. Now... how busy can that be, I called the 'local area number' too.. it started with the most expensive statement since sex phones 'Hello and this is me, the crappy lady that is working here on VR. Don't you just hate me voice? I bet you want to beat me up, but you can't see me.. I'm everywhere and you can't do anything about it! HHA! This call costs 1 euro plus the normal fees'. 1 EURO!??!?!? WTF??? For waiting in line? NO THANKS!!

I needed the info badly though so I went on.. and guess what the music was? YES! It was that track that plays in One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, the famous one, the piano track... the calming one...

****!!!! I paid one euro to feel like I'm in a nut house? And I felt just like Nicholson, ready to fight, wanting to bash some faces in, I don't care if it's the woman doctor, all the better, if she has the same voice as the one in the phone, I will damage the goods by striking in the stomach. Yeah. Kill the baby popping machine. How's that? You like that? Was it worth it, huh?

So I waited for 20 freaking minutes. I was going insane with the song, and with the automatic message that was smirking at my agony,, 'all lines are still busy, please hold'... I was no NO, YOU COME HERE, I'LL HOLD IF YOU COME HERE AND I WILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF YOU DIRTY SLUT!

No success. I waited for 20 minutes and then my battery died. But it did cost me anyway. Bastards. I so hate this stuff, I want to get out of here, I know it's not the fault of commies or socialists and this kind of stuff is universal but it always reminds me what incompetent BS public run **** we got. I don't mind it being public. I mind it being run like it's nothing important.

IDIOTS!!!! KILL KILL MURDER DIE!

[Spec]

They have call ID, so when they see its you calling, the put you on hold as long as they can...
Me, I always get great service.

Spec.

[Japher]

Don't they have a web site where you can get that info?

[Pekka]

yeah they have but the info I wanted.

[Japher]

doesn't have any verbs?

[Pekka]

I'll cut you after I slice the voice.

[Japher]

I'll be waiting

[Pekka]

so do you want bacon or ham on your sandwich?

Also, if you are going to wait, why don't you wait naked. Makes it more interesting.

[Japher]

because I am at work... they don't like it when I take my clothes off

and I like bacon

[Pekka]

SO what if they don't like it. Why do you care? They can't fire you, you say I told you to do it and you have brain problems. It's a condition called Pekka-dependency. It's a known condition. Or do you blame the wheelchair person for not running? They can't and you can't but do what I say...

Besides, you might draw some new fans too... just make it fun and wild.

[Japher]

I have just been fired for indecent exposure

and I think they think I'm crazy when I mentioned Pekka-dependency

[Pekka]

Yes yes but that's true, you are crazy... look, you are addicted to monkeys and post here with me, a weird (sometimes naked) dude, who suggest you getting naked in the work place.

You think you're normal, uh? However, don't feel bad. I'd cut my wrists if I was normal. You know, normal means average and boring. I'd rather be loser than average. But I'd be loser with style. You can't have style if you're average, because average in itself is a style, that is the definition of boring. Boring is the enemy.

[Provost Harrison]

Talk to him Japher, you are the only one who seems to be capable of conversing on the same level