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    The southern Malaysian state of Johor has threatened to jail foreigners who venture into its jungles looking for a legendary ape man, dubbed 'Big Foot'.

    The state's Forestry Department says Big Foot enthusiasts found on its land without a permit will face up to three years jail or a fine of up to $2,500.

    The hunt for Big Foot has gripped Malaysia after a spate of sightings.

    Now authorities are determined that if the ape man exists, Malaysians will be the first to find him.

    Malaysians are being invited to pay just over $1 for a permit to roam around Johor state's forest reserves, where most of the reported sightings have taken place.

    The state also plans to sponsor a scientific expedition, and although Malaysia has few primate specialists, foreigners will again not be invited.

    Local tourism industry leaders told the BBC the ban on non-Malaysians entering forest reserves was daft and should be rethought.

    The country hopes to lure 20 million foreign visitors next year and its main attractions are its beaches and its jungles.

    Tourism bosses say the move will simply confuse and possibly drive away just the people they want to attract.
    1. Petty nationalism never ceases to amaze.

    2. So what'ya think? They really got a yeti up there?
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  • #2
    Nooooo, my life long ambition crushed!!!

    2. Dude???
    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
    Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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    • #3
      oooooooh, they gots one

      always sucks to be the last one on the block to get your Yeti!
      Monkey!!!

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      • #4
        Lol, that's a superb response, alva!
        -- What history has taught us is that people do not learn from history.
        -- Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

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        • #5
          I've got a sauropod in my backyard.
          Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

          It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
          The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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          • #6
            They will never find me
            So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
            Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!

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            • #7
              Once you've seen one yeti, you've seen them all.

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              • #8
                Sasquatches are better. They lack the "cool factor" but make up for it in their basketball playing abilities
                Monkey!!!

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                • #9
                  Hmmm, I should go rent "Harry and the Hendersons."

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                  • #10
                    no you shouldn't
                    Monkey!!!

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                    • #11
                      Oh come on. How about the scene where the family had tied "dead" Harry on the roof of the car, they're tootling down the highway, Harry wakes up and roars, Dad stops on the brake and Harry shoots off the roof like a cannon ball? That was funny!

                      Or the line:
                      "Where's the pot roast?"
                      "It's resting in a small unmarked grave in the backyard."

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                      • #12
                        The Yeti has been found already...

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                        • #13
                          or maybe...



                          urgh.NSFW

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                          • #14
                            Big Foot vs. Loch Ness

                            Big Foot would slaughter the Loch Ness Monster. It can't hide in the water forever!

                            http://www.sltrib.com/ci_3545602?source=rss

                            Government in action: The Times of London reported in January that according to recently released government files from the 1980s, the administration of Prime Minister Thatcher was concerned that poachers posed a threat to the Loch Ness monster (if it ever revealed itself). (Also in those files, as reported in News of the Weird in 2004, was a letter from Swedish officials seeking advice from the Nessie-experienced British on protecting Sweden's own underwater Lake Storsjo monster.)

                            A sacred tradition: Mutaa, the 1,400-year-old Islamic tradition of ''temporary'' marriage (typically, for one-night stands or for financial reasons), has proliferated in Iraq since the fall of Saddam Hussein, embraced by Shiites even though condemned by Sunnis, according to a January Los Angeles Times dispatch.
                            Praise Allah!

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