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    * When visiting China in 1986, he told a group of British students, "If you stay here much longer, you'll all be slitty-eyed".
    * After accepting a gift from a Kenyan native he replied, "You are a woman, aren't you?"
    * "If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and is not an aeroplane, or swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." (1986)
    * "British women can't cook." (1966)
    * To a British student in Papua New Guinea: "You managed not to get eaten then?"
    * Asked a Scottish driving instructor, "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough for them to pass the driving test?"
    * On a visit to the new Welsh Assembly in Cardiff, he told a group of deaf children standing next to a Jamaican steel drum band, "Deaf? No wonder you are deaf standing so close to that racket."[5]
    * He asked an Indigenous Australian, "Still throwing spears?" (2002)
    * Said to a Briton in Budapest, Hungary, "You can't have been here that long – you haven't got a pot belly." (1993)
    * To the President of Nigeria, who was dressed in traditional Muslim robes, "You look like you're ready for bed!"
    * Seeing a shoddily installed fuse box in a high-tech Edinburgh factory, HRH remarked that it looked "like it was put in by an Indian".[6]
    * When a twelve-year-old boy told the Prince that he aspired to be an astronaut, His Highness responded, "You're too fat."
    * On the Royal Navy ship HMS Boxer, when given a tour of the ship, which was quite extended, was quoted to have said, "Not another ****ing chamber"
    * On a visit to Exeter Cathedral, he asked a blind woman with a guide dog, "Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?"
    * Visiting San Francisco in 1983, after meeting then-mayor Dianne Feinstein and several female members of the city council, he remarked, "Aren't there any male officials?... This is a nanny city."
    In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

  • #2
    Who is that cretin?
    "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
    "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
    "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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    • #3
      Duke of Edinburgh...
      In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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      • #4
        * When a twelve-year-old boy told the Prince that he aspired to be an astronaut, His Highness responded, "You're too fat."


        The rest are terrible

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        • #5
          hahaha yeah, Eddie Izzard absolutely RIPS this guy apart

          It's quite funny actually.. he used him a lot in one routine... even had some callbacks....
          In da butt.
          "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
          THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
          "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Spiffor
            Who is that cretin?
            Oh, just the husband of the Queen of England...
            Speaking of Erith:

            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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            • #7
              This guy is way cool.
              urgh.NSFW

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              • #8
                "That Bloody Greek"

                * what my Dad used to call him....
                Only feebs vote.

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                • #9
                  Aggie, I hope you've saved on your hard drive the animated Hasselhoff gif I posted in your thread.
                  In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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