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Tortellini and Chilli...LOL
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Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith -
Me brag? I don't need to. I've got Miller to do that for meOriginally posted by Oncle Boris
KH, why do you always need to brag at every opportunity?
12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
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DE ****ing LICIOUSOriginally posted by Provost Harrison
Tortellini and Chilli...LOL12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Ultima Ratio RegumComment
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You think that's bad? Try some SUPER-hot Texas Chili. That stuff will kill you on the way out. At least with Hormel they have to market it to a wide variety of people and thus is milder than it could be!“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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I buy the "hot" stuff and then add some hot sauce to it.
12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Ultima Ratio RegumComment
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I couldn't help but laugh when I read the thread title.
My girlfriend: "Hm, so this is the famous Apolyton forums".
Me: "Yeah".
My girlfriend: "Wait, why are you trying to close the page? What is this thread?" (She reads "I think my farts...")
"So I see you have deep and interesting conversations there..." (laughing)
Me: "well..."
I watched you fall. I think I pushed.Comment
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The best is if you can fart in a cushion on the chair thus imbedding the aroma deeply into the foam. It allows for the fun to be left behind like an IED just waiting to be tripped the next time someone sits in said booby trapped chair."Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson
“In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy CarterComment
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Deep thoughts, indeed.
-Arriangrog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.Comment
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In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.Comment
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I want to say I am o glad I can control my attachment desire in this thread
only 'cause Ming my buddy would surely hoist up some ticket tape parade if I did on me way to Bon Voyage fer Three days
Hi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rahComment
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The best is to fart while slowly rising from the sofa. That way the cushion sucks the gas deeper in as it puffs back up. Then the next poor bastard who sits down releases it.Originally posted by Ogie Oglethorpe
The best is if you can fart in a cushion on the chair thus imbedding the aroma deeply into the foam. It allows for the fun to be left behind like an IED just waiting to be tripped the next time someone sits in said booby trapped chair.
I love to do that in coffee shops because then the cute girls all think it was the other guy who did it.Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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Pictures!I think my farts are leaving burn marks on the chair right now.
"And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man." -- JFK Inaugural, 1961
"Extremism in the defense of liberty is not a vice." -- Barry Goldwater, 1964 GOP Nomination acceptance speech (not George W. Bush 40 years later...)
2004 Presidential Candidate
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Those brown marks aren't burn marks. :barf:Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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Hot is not a flavour. Only someone of below average intelligence enjoys the sensation of a burning mouth.
And please be posting the pictures of brown stains on your chair."Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?"
-- Jules FeifferComment
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Only someone of below average intelligence enjoys the sensation of a burning mouth.
I think someone is jealous that they can't handle spicy foods
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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