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    Reduce your risk of alcohol-related injury: stay drunk

    By Chris Williams


    Weekend drinkers are more likely to injure themselves when hammered than full-time pro boozehounds, Swiss researchers have found.

    Admissions to the emergency department at Laussanne University Hospital over an 18-month period from pool cue related mishaps and the like were much more frequent amongst less committed schnapps bingers. The pattern was the same for both men and women.

    A further finding of the study, published in the journal Alcoholism: Clinical and Experimental Research, and to be filed under Bleedin' Obvious, was that people who never drank were many times less likely to wind up in casualty.®


    The lesson: Drunkennes or death!
    In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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    • #3
      Duh.
      Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

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      • #4
        That's why I don't stop
        Monkey!!!

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        • #5
          I have seen people with a .14 BAC who can barely stand and others with a .35+ who seem perfectly normal.

          BTW... .08 is legally drunk in most US states.
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          • #6
            Sweet. If this is true, at this point, I could operate a ****ing crane while throwing back shots of Jack Daniels
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            • #7
              What's the use of getting sober,
              When you're gonna get drunk again...
              Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
              And notifying the next of kin
              Once again...

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              • #8
                I never drink but I always trip on that little step in all those bars and clubs lol
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                • #9
                  mind the gap
                  In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Donegeal
                    I have seen people with a .14 BAC who can barely stand and others with a .35+ who seem perfectly normal
                    Yeah. And even given one single individual, the BAC doesn't tell the whole tale.

                    Some nights I feel dead sober when I'm definitely at 0.20 or above, whereas other nights that would be more than enough to put me on my ass.
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                    • #11
                      in general it seems a function of:

                      How much I have been drinking recently.
                      How much food I have had that day.
                      How much water I have had that day.
                      My physical condition.

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                      • #12
                        Techies ...
                        Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                        It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                        The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                        • #13
                          We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                          • #14
                            nice one LC
                            In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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