Ouch

[Gangerolf]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1722414.html?menu=

Pencil in penis backfires

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.

So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.

Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.

"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."

[rah]

Another one of those,
and this sounded like a good idea at the time.

[Winston]

So that's why I've been getting all those e-mails offering pencil enhancement.

[rah]

[alva]

Well, at least he's wearin' a rubber...

[Japher]

he was having problems taking a #1 with his #2



that's one way to get the lead out

[Tattila the Hun]

Eh, I wonder if different graphite levels have any bearing on function?

There's HB, Hard and Black...

[Gangerolf]

...and this monster

[Az]

shoving stuff up the hole of your penis.

[alva]

Pffff, Az (what's in a name) going for the popular vote.

[Provost Harrison]

People do the weirdest stuff...