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    Ming: Nanny
    Sava: Bong
    DanS: Capitalista
    Tecumseh: Pinko
    Serb: Ferrous Cranus
    Philosophizer: Deacon

  • #2
    I am teh WANHA!!1 warrior
    "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
    "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
    "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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    • #3
      Garble!!
      Garble is a mystery: Is he a foreigner with only tenuous grasp of English? Is he on drugs? Does he suffer a serious mental debility? Is he typing wearing boxing gloves? Garble's rampant typos, malapropisms and execrable grammar can't be blamed solely on poor typing skills. Garble is all the more puzzling because if one manages to hack his way through the tangled muddle of his messages a discernable idea will often emerge. For example, in a forum discussion about a painting he might say, "Sorry the picchr the har is wrog. The culir. I liike the lips bot teh Paintng is sucs". When someone refers to his random capitalization Garble might say something like, "oPS i HITTED THE CAPDLOCK". Garble drives Grammarian and Nitpick absolutely nuts, but he disdains all efforts at correction, and if complaints persist he will indignantly sign exit saying, "yuor forum si stupef. bYE!" HINT: Garble may be Net Rat.



      OTTOK!

      -Arrian
      grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

      The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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      • #4
        Though Kung-Fu Masters are powerful Warriors, they generally choose not to fight. Many lesser Warriors delude themselves into thinking that they are masters of war, but few are the genuine article. The true Kung-Fu master fully appreciates his own superiority and is therefore unruffled by petty provocations. When forced to fight, however, he quickly crushes his opponent with devastating blows.
        MtG.

        -Arrian
        grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

        The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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        • #5
          Is this the 7th or 8th time that link has been posted here?

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          • #6

            hahhahahahahahah
            bleh

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            • #7
              Originally posted by reds4ever
              Is this the 7th or 8th time that link has been posted here?
              More like 107th.

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              • #8
                Nice troll Serb, you stupid idiot


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                I'm the best kind of flame warrior...
                Monkey!!!

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                • #9
                  WTF?

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                  • #10
                    And who the f*ck might you be, anyway?

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                    • #11
                      Don't you know that swearings and personal attacks are not allowed on Apolyton. Respect the f***ing rules!

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                      • #12
                        The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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                        • #13
                          Go back to the Stalin sycophant thread, you're not wanted here.

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                          • #14
                            grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                            The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                            • #15
                              Damn, cross-posted with Combat Ingrid.

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