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  • #31
    Go play Civ4. Now.
    "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
    "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
    "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Spiffor
      Go play Civ4. Now.
      I hardly played civ3. I don't want to waste my money.
      I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
      - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Last Conformist
        Fundamentalism strictu sensu was invented by 19th C Americans.
        Fundamentalism stricto sensu means believing that the scripture is the direct word of God, the One Truth, and that no interpretation is needed.

        It is a very prevalent theology within Islam, and quite a few heretic cults in Europe believed it before the reformation as well.
        "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
        "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
        "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Spiffor
          Go play Civ4. Now.
          Go read my thread on l'Event.
          Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

          It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
          The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Spiffor

            Fundamentalism stricto sensu means believing that the scripture is the direct word of God, the One Truth, and that no interpretation is needed.
            That's not true.
            Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

            It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
            The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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            • #36
              I can't help you, I haven't looked into what you ask.
              "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
              "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
              "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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              • #37
                Well, I think LC is right. I meant reactionary fundamentalism, and I think they did copy that from us.
                I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                • #38

                  (I so predicted this when the cartoon story first broke!)

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                  • #39
                    Denmark is really screwed here..

                    So Iran has now blacklisted the following Danish goods:

                    Beer
                    Bacon
                    Porn

                    The damage to the Danish economy must be incalculable.
                    The strength and ferocity of a rhinoceros... The speed and agility of a jungle cat... the intelligence of a garden snail.

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                    • #40
                      "Roses of the Prophet Muhammad" = a Danish Pastry?

                      Completely barking.

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                      • #41
                        OMG freedom fries was more original than "Roses of the Prophet Muhammad"

                        I am gonna eat the mohammad!

                        Why does this remind me of The Life of Brian
                        Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
                        GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Destroyer
                          Denmark is really screwed here..

                          So Iran has now blacklisted the following Danish goods:

                          Beer
                          Bacon
                          Porn

                          The damage to the Danish economy must be incalculable.
                          If they ban loudmouthed goalkeepers, that would be to ban all that Denmark has ever offered the world.

                          Funny thing is that everyone at work who's been to Denmark was not at all surprised by the cartoons thing, since it seems to be a fairly universal opinion that the Danes are really quite racist.
                          Only feebs vote.

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                          • #43
                            Ö
                            I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

                            Asher on molly bloom

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                            • #44
                              "Rose of the Prophet Mohammad" sounds pretty blasphemous to me...

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                              • #45
                                éèàôöç !!!
                                What?

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