Gay german penguins still refuse to mate

[Zoid]

Not even the introduction of hot swedish lady penguins helps, the gay males refuse to mate.

http://www.aftonbladet.se/vss/nyheter/story/0,2789,779502,00.html

Earlier story: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4264913.stm

[Main_Brain]

Gay Vultures no longer Gay!

In other News the two gay Vultures in Jerusalem now swing the Lady´s Way
http://www.haaretz.co.il/hasen/spages/683232.html

[Zoid]

Penguins 1 - Vultures 0

Or the other way around depending on your POV

[Az]

Gay Animal Sex 0 - Me Gauging My Eyes Out 1

[Zoid]

And next on Fox: When matings go wrong!

[Last Conformist]

Let me get this straight - the Moral Majority has, as their emblematic animal, adopted a penguin devoted to serial monogamy, which additionally sports unrepentently gay relatives?

Start switching partner every summer, you immoral scum! And give your brother gay pills!

[Provost Harrison]

Perhaps they should get the female penguin to wear a fake handlebar moustache and a leather sailor's car...perhaps that would work

[FrostyBoy]

I find it strange that most Christians still continue to disbelieve that a person being gay is not by 'choice' but by nature - even after witnessing all types of mammals and animals being gay.

You'd think they would have thought "Why did God allow animals and mammals who don't have the ability to choose, to be gay?

But no, they just ignore that because it goes against what they believe in.

[Zoid]

In my experience I find that when religious bigots discovers that the map and the reality differs they follow the map every time