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  • Testing the meaning of silence on Valentine's day

    This afternoon I call my friend, but he isn't there so his girlfriend takes the phone.

    I ask her if he's busy tonight, and I tell her he's invited for dinner.
    "Hmmm, I don't think he's busy", she says.
    "Well, you can come too if you wish", I add.
    "That's very nice, thank you".

    I had no idea it was Valentine's day. Now the problem is I invited lots of people, and I'll look like teh ghey to everyone.
    In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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    • #3
      fake Boris is teh gey!!!?
      Monkey!!!

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      • #4
        speaking of such... where is real Boris?
        “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
        - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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        • #5
          Quick, put up decorations with a Valentine's theme.

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          • #6
            nm
            Last edited by Nostromo; February 14, 2006, 19:44.
            Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – Lessing

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            • #7
              real Boris is teh Gay

              and last I heard he was in Portland.. no idea what he's up to

              probably got a bf
              Monkey!!!

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              • #8
                Real Boris is prolly doing gay stuff right now.
                In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                • #9
                  Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012

                  When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

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                  • #10
                    qft
                    Monkey!!!

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                    • #11
                      Bumpin' uglies to Bach.
                      The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                      The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                      • #12
                        more likely Mahler

                        he thought he had endurance
                        Monkey!!!

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                        • #13
                          Yea, he was nuts for Mahler. Introduced me to him in fact.
                          Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012

                          When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

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                          • #14
                            still too long, IMO

                            Mahler's peicees

                            that is
                            Monkey!!!

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                            • #15
                              Maybe he works at a mattress delivery place now?
                              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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