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  • A Dog's Prayer

    Treat me kindly, my beloved master, for no heart in all the world is more grateful for kindness than the loving heart of me.

    Do not break my spirit with a stick, for though I should lick your hand between the blows, your patience and understanding will more quickly teach me the things you would have me do.

    Speak to me often, for your voice is the world’s sweetest music, as you must know by the fierce wagging of my tail when your footsteps falls upon my waiting ear.

    When it is cold and wet, please take me inside, for I am now a domesticated animal, no longer used to bitter elements. And I ask no greater glory than the privilege of sitting at your feet beside the hearth. Though had you no home, I would rather follow you through ice and snow than rest upon the softest pillow in the warmest home in all the land, for you are my god and I am your devoted worshiper.

    Keep my pan filled with fresh water, for although I should not reproach you were it dry, I cannot tell you when I suffer thirst. Feed me clean food, that I may stay well, to romp and play and do your bidding, to walk by your side, and stand ready, willing and able to protect you with my life should your life be in danger.

    And, beloved master, should the great Master see fit to deprive me of my health or sight, do not turn me away from you. Rather hold me gently in your arms as skilled hands grant me the merciful boon of eternal rest - and I will leave you knowing with the last breath I drew, my fate was ever safest in your hands.
    RIP Angel

    You will be missed.

    /me starts crying
    I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
    For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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    Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul Tigh

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    • #3
      That sucks man.

      Dogs
      What?

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      • #4
        Sorry, DD.
        "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
        "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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        • #5
          Condoleances, Dino
          "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
          "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
          "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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          • #6
            /me starts crying as well.

            I am so sorry for your loss, Dino.
            urgh.NSFW

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            • #7
              Monkey!!!

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              • #8
                So sorry to hear this DD... I cried too when my dog died, a lot.

                RIP Angel, she's in dog heaven now, running with other doggies.. you'll see her then.
                In da butt.
                "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                • #9
                  Man, each time I open the thread, the tears start to flow.

                  and yes, she's in doggie heaven now.
                  urgh.NSFW

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                  • #10


                    My deepest sympathies, DD.

                    And if there is indeed a heaven, Angel is there now.

                    This may help you feel a little better (although you'll cry your eyes out whenever you read it):



                    RIP, Angel.

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                      • #12
                        Sorry, man. Pets are the best.
                        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                        • #13
                          Thanks guys. You have no idea how unbelieveably hard it was to be in the room holding and trying to comfort her while they did it. However, I don't know if I would have been able to forgive myself if I had not done so. I can only find solace in the fact that her suffering (We had been treating her for Cushing's Disease only to discover a presumed tumor in her lung this morning) is over. Scarlet and Tucker (my other dogs) will be a great help in the days to come.
                          I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                          For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                          • #14
                            I sympathize with you, DD.
                            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                            • #15
                              yeah right, MrFun

                              you fear puppies
                              Monkey!!!

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